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Is it? You must watch it then. I don't, but well done to them for thinking the same.

Quote: lofthouse @ 2nd November 2024, 8:55 PM

Well now she is leader- that means about 50% of reform voters won't vote Tory

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You have excelled yourself this time..

Credit where credit's due. Electing Kemi Badenoch as the first black woman leader of a major UK party is a real achievement for the Tories. Labour have failed to do this. So well done to the Tories for this.
On the downside:
Only 40% of party members supported her and a third of Tory MPs. James Cleverly is refusing to serve under her.
She's said stupid things about maternity pay and autism and then tried to blame the media for her own gaffes.
Labour look very secure in power. I don't think she'll be leader for long.

I'm ecstatic that all the fools who gave jenrick hundreds of thousands of pounds for his campaign just saw it all get flushed down the shitter

Suckers

Quote: lofthouse @ 3rd November 2024, 11:20 AM

I'm ecstatic that all the fools who gave jenrick hundreds of thousands of pounds for his campaign just saw it all get flushed down the shitter

Suckers

Of course nobody pays for Labour priveleges.

Ya gotta laugh at the ridiculousness and whataboutery of Starmer.
In an interview with Andrew Neil; We will abolish all tuition fees
Ang in the House of Commons; free education for life.

I hope they stuck with that.

You have to feel sorry for the poor old left. Not only saddled with five years of having to defend a leader who makes Boris Johnson look like the most honest & trustworthy leader in history, they now don't quite know what to do about the new Conservative leader.

On the one hand she's black. And she's a woman. Surely a plus. Especially when compared with a party which has never been anywhere near having either as a permanent leader.

On the other hand she's a Conservative with conservative views.

They can't quite decide what to make of that. So they fall back on making racist comments and then, ludicrously, describe her win as a "victory for racism".

Dawn Butler, Brent East MP, retweeted a social media post by Nigerian journalist, Nels Abbey, accusing Kemi Badenoch of representing "white supremacy in blackface" and offering 'tips for surviving the immediate surge of "Badenochism". It contained 'Seven Rules for Surviving A Kemi Badenoch Victory" and described her win as a "'victory for racism".

Quote: Billy Bunter @ 5th November 2024, 9:22 AM

You have toi feel sorry for the poor old left. Not only saddled with five years of having to defend a leader who makes Boris Johnson look like the most honest & trustworthy leader in history

Absurd!

Quote: Billy Bunter @ 5th November 2024, 9:22 AM

You have toi feel sorry for the poor old left. Not only saddled with five years of having to defend a leader who makes Boris Johnson look like the most honest & trustworthy leader in history, they now don't quite know what to do about the new Conservative leader.

On the one hand she's black. And she's a woman. Surely a plus. Especially when compared with a party which has never been anywhere near having either as a permanent leader.

On the other hand she's a Conservative with conservative views.
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The right still has the problem that Reform UK is splitting the vote. And is she a true conservative? She definitely likes those culture war issues, but I'm not sure they're the same thing.

Mark Francoise ~Shadow Defence Minister.
Consider the barrel well and truly scraped.

I used to play Japs and commando's when I was a boy. I never knew how racist I was until the left told me.

A comedian has accused Steve Coogan of stealing his idea for a sitcom.

This of course will set alarm bells ringing with those on here wary of submitting their scripts to production companies. Of course there is always the chance of coincidence.

Quote: Chappers @ 8th November 2024, 5:53 PM

This of course will set alarm bells ringing with those on here wary of submitting their scripts to production companies.

Not letting anyone see your script is one sure way of making sure it doesn't get stolen.
It's also one sure way of making sure it never gets made.

Quote: Lazzard @ 8th November 2024, 9:35 PM

Not letting anyone see your script is one sure way of making sure it doesn't get stolen.
It's also one sure way of making sure it never gets made.

I know. Just saying you have to be careful who you submit it too. Nothing about Baby Cow of course.

Quote: Chappers @ 8th November 2024, 10:20 PM

I know. Just saying you have to be careful who you submit it too. Nothing about Baby Cow of course.

It'll be an interesting case - but I bet we don't get to hear the details.
It's why a lot of them don't accept unsolicited material, or only via an agent.

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