Who was that? Manager of the week...
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Gerry Mcdonnell says:
Friday night game tonight if anyone is still playing and wants to make any changes
MC should have been all over Southampton, hence me predicting 5 - 0 on Super 6, but what a waste of time that was!!
Predicting the unpredictable...............😕
We welcome back our not all that popular Manager of the Month competition...
Manager of the Month: September
September's Manager of the Month is Alf Kipper, with his strangely named team No Cheese No Sarnie, on a highly respectable 199 points. Just 4 points behind him another former winner Billy Bunter takes the runner up prize with Young Gifted & Black.
Praise for Alf
Always the bridesmaid, never the bride said Kipper - stressing that it didn't really matter because either way he got to wear a dress and little pink panties. The trophy was presented by the club's technical director Linda Baldacre who was actually appointed in the role by Kipper. "When Alf first brought me into the boardroom the first thing that struck me was that the lights were all off." She revealed. "The package he offered me was smaller than I was used to but I've managed to stretch it to meet my needs. I've always admired his knowledge of the game. Unfortunately being good at Monopoly doesn't really help you win football matches."
Brexit Heartache
Billy Bunter laid the blame for his second place squarely at the door of league organiser Godot Taxis, saying; "Dat mo'f**ker jinxed my ass by talking about the win. Him a target now. You think that's jelly roll under this blazer? I'm strapped with gats, dawg, and he's gonna get the chrome barrel on his bone marrow he show his face in Compton again."
Glossary for Northerners
Gats - guns
Jelly Roll - Swiss roll
Compton - A small town in Devon
October's competition is hotting up and is now almost at room temperature. With just nine points separating the first six in the table there's everything or nothing to play for depending on your point of view.
😊 Thank you very much, and I enjoyed the fish paste sandwiches and Pomagne at the ceremony, and the presenter let me stare at her chest for longer than expected, but I think she'd been at the Pomagne. My form has been worse than Ten Hag's since then so nothing is certain in this job 😬 but a good half an hour was had in Godot's shed, so that'll be the highlight of my season.
I'm reyt 'appy wi ed a glossary.
Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ 29th October 2024, 8:22 AM.............. but a good half an hour was had in Godot's shed, so that'll be the highlight of my season.
I know, I had to half carry you home
Quote: Godot Taxis @ 28th October 2024, 10:43 PMBrexit Heartache
Billy Bunter laid the blame for his second place squarely at the door of league organiser Godot Taxis, saying; "Dat mo'f**ker jinxed my ass by talking about the win. Him a target now. You think that's jelly roll under this blazer? I'm strapped with gats, dawg, and he's gonna get the chrome barrel on his bone marrow he show his face in Compton again."Glossary for Northerners
Gats - guns
Jelly Roll - Swiss roll
Compton - A small town in Devon
Actually that was a swiss roll under my blazer. Raspberry jam. 30 bonus Nectar points in Sainsburys.
Fat Owl
Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 29th October 2024, 8:40 AMI'm reyt 'appy wi ed a glossary.
I don't know what you've just said, but I was happy to help in any capacity.
Quote: Billy Bunter @ 29th October 2024, 9:13 AMActually that was a swiss roll under my blazer. Raspberry jam. 30 bonus Nectar points in Sainsburys.
Thirty Nectar points. I've got to get on that shit.
Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ 29th October 2024, 8:22 AM😊 Thank you very much, and I enjoyed the fish paste sandwiches and Pomagne at the ceremony, and the presenter let me stare at her chest for longer than expected, but I think she'd been at the Pomagne. My form has been worse than Ten Hag's since then so nothing is certain in this job 😬 but a good half an hour was had in Godot's shed, so that'll be the highlight of my season.
At least it's an Honest John table, and not a mocked up one to suit "his" vanity, and you know who I mean, if anyone still remembers him 🤔
And Alf, I never realised you were so ugly
Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ 29th October 2024, 8:22 AM😊 Thank you very much, and I enjoyed the fish paste sandwiches and Pomagne at the ceremony
Caviar and champagne, mate. No need to downplay it.
Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ 29th October 2024, 8:22 AMMy form has been worse than Ten Hag's since then so nothing is certain in this job 😬 but a good half an hour was had in Godot's shed, so that'll be the highlight of my season.
I think you've been lucky. 50 points from Palmer in GW6 when we all had to make do with 4 from Haaland for example.
I want those scratch mags back btw.
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 29th October 2024, 3:32 PMAnd Alf, I never realised you were so ugly
If managers are unhappy with the likeness used they are welcome to PM and I'll try to rectify.
Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ 29th October 2024, 8:22 AM😊 My form has been worse than Ten Hag's since then so nothing is certain in this job 😬 .
Yes I think you are literally bottom of the form table at present this month so cheers for that
It's probably why Godot presented you with the Boobie prize as well
Note to self: Have more faith in Justin Kluivert. That's twice now he's scored when he's been languishing on my bench.
Billy I see your team also includes some Egyptian journeyman in there,who you captained
Bit foolhardy, i'd say but you're a Maverick like me
Don't worry Herc I've spotted that you've had him in since game week one
So it's no wonder it's taken a while to catch on! No offence Grytpype , but going on past form no one really considers checking your team for hints or tips
We always check Alf kippers because of his Gold membership on the cheatsite
#neverforget