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Quote: lofthouse @ 29th September 2024, 9:46 PM

Pensioners in poverty in 2010: 1.6m
Pensioners in poverty in 2024: 2.1m

A lovely increase in life expectancy.

And now Aaron is meant to have posted on this thread - but I can't read it.

EDIT
And now I can.
Aagh.

Police investigating a report that a shot was fired at a taxi carrying Ian Hislop have found no evidence of this.

"Urgent CCTV and forensic examinations" instead suggested a mechanical fault with the vehicle, which caused the rear window to shatter, a spokesperson for the Metropolitan Police said.

SCOOP: Kemi Badenoch is running her bid to be next Tory leader from a wealthy donor's home.

she hasn't yet declared her use of the home

Presumably because Tories are allowed to get away with this shit scot free

I wonder how much of the supposed super injunction about Mr Starmer is true.
If any of it is, it will bring him down. Interesting times.

Who'd have thought it?
Reform UK targeting a gay, black man with a fake injunction rumour.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 3rd October 2024, 7:37 AM

I wonder how much of the supposed super injunction about Mr Starmer is true.
If any of it is, it will bring him down. Interesting times.

It's very true. He's a sanctimonious hypocrite and all-round human turd.

Quote: Aaron @ 3rd October 2024, 10:01 AM

It's very true. He's a sanctimonious hypocrite and all-round human turd.

😁 One can only look forward to the comments from Lazz, Chris H and ***thouse

I've seen pictures, dates and receipts - the romantic fool.
And sanctimonious hypocrite would fit the bill, if true.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 3rd October 2024, 10:18 AM

***thouse

Little uncalled for, Herc!

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 3rd October 2024, 10:21 AM

I've seen pictures, dates and receipts - the romantic fool.

But, of course, you can't share them because of the Super Injunction.
😂

Quote: Aaron @ 3rd October 2024, 10:36 AM

Little uncalled for, Herc!

It's history, and I haven't printed any rude words - as they used to say regularly on The Goon Show "It's all in the mind"

Boris Johnsons upcoming BBC interview (or tax payer-funded book promotion as like to call it) has ben cancelled because Tory shill, Laura Kuenssberg, "accidentally" sent BoJo the questions prior to the interview.

Tory donations update..

Priti Patel just accepted another £10k donation (cost of a chauffeur) from a firm linked to PPE fixer - who she helped secure a £100m+ contract

Jenrick just took another £25k from Sports Fitness

Update

Patel has now accepted £30k from Sunbeam - the firm owned by the wife of Sammir Jassal. Patel lobbied minister on behalf of Jassal shortly before the form he represented landed a £100m+ Covid PPE deal

And starmer got some free concert tickets 😆

Quote: Aaron @ 3rd October 2024, 10:01 AM

It's very true. He's a sanctimonious hypocrite and all-round human turd.

And The Prime Minister

🌹 🌹 🌹 😎👍

Once the covid corruption team gets to work , we will see who the real hypocritical criminals are.....

Is that how it goes then?
Tories accept gifts - very bad.
Labour accept gifts - of no consequence.

You can't educate pork.

Kemi Badenoch opposed football regulator after taking free Ed Sheeran tickets from Premier League "Badenoch took £1,360 worth of free Ed Sheeran concert tickets from the Premier League - and this week repeatedly opposed plans for a new football regulator on TV"

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