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Ours comes at about 4 in the morning.
Wakes the bloody dogs up!

3am

I looked at my watch

3.00AM exactly

rattling his sodding crates about

You hav to get up pretty early in the morning to catch me out. I'm a milkman.

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Well you have to get up in the middle of the bloody night to catch mine out

My mother said you have to be awake at all times. So I became a milkman.

Quote: lofthouse @ 1st August 2024, 9:54 PM

3am

I looked at my watch

3.00AM exactly

rattling his sodding crates about

You must live in an affluent area to still have a milkman.

Not really

Milkmen are still quite common up int'north

Maybe because we are too f**kin bone idle to walk to the shops

I've got one too, maybe it's a countryside/village thing.

These bloody ITVX trailers for programmes that have been on for weeks and I've watched ages ago.

F**king "Coming Up......" announcements - just play the bloody programme for god's sake!!!!!!! Thank heavens for the FF button

'Oftentimes' for 'often'. I'm convinced this total and utter f**king waste of time was invented by translators who get paid by the letter.

Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 27th September 2024, 1:22 PM

'Oftentimes' for 'often'. I'm convinced this total and utter f**king waste of time was invented by translators who get paid by the letter.

Americanism.

I hate it when Americans change the accent: ADdress, DeTAIL, adverTISEment... It's so FRUStrating.

There's an hilarious skit by Michael McIntyre mocking Americanisms.
He points out how Americans need more descriptive names for basic things.

Sidewalk for pavement because they must have been getting run over a lot.
Horseback riding for horse riding because they didn't know where to sit.
Eyeglasses for glasses because they couldn't see any better when they put them on their legs.

It's worth watching on YouTube.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 28th September 2024, 8:24 AM

There's an hilarious skit by Michael McIntyre mocking Americanisms.
It's worth watching on YouTube.

People who post about a good You Tube vid but don't provide a link 🤪

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