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I played the first National Lottery and didn't win. What a swiz. Haven't played since.

Quote: David Bussell @ October 6 2009, 3:26 PM BST

I played the first National Lottery and didn't win. What a swiz. Haven't played since.

Ditto. But I like to think I've won a few grand by not playing all these years.

Nothing again

£255 😁, but one number short of £1,100,000 share out and two numbers short of the multiple rollover of £15,000.000 😢

Well done!

Ta - well, it keeps the kitty topped up for awhile

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 8th September 2024, 9:11 AM

£255 😁, but one number short of £1,100,000 share out and two numbers short of the multiple rollover of £15,000.000 😢

What do they say? A miss is as good as a mile. I was only 6 numbers out.

Quote: Chappers @ 9th September 2024, 4:13 PM

What do they say? A miss is as good as a mile. I was only 6 numbers out.

Someone's got to win, and it's my little ray of hope in this shit life I lead.

Nice one Herc

Yes I had a £250 pound win a while back
but that was on the Thunderball I got 4 numbers out of the 5
5 out of six actually as the thunderball was one of my numbers also but that didn't count as it wasn't my thunderball number
But the £250 quid did seem a bit stingey, and the Thunderball is rubbish anyway
I wouldn't play any of them if I did n't have set numbers

Thank you Steve, and you never know, one day..............one day

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