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RFK Jr

A parasite ate part of his brain according to his doctor

He's just announced he is endorsing Trump

I think that worm clearly took a bloody big chunk...

Anyway, he has a lot in common with Trump

"Independent presidential candidate Robert F Kennedy Jr has apologised to a former family babysitter who accused him of sexual assault, US media report.
Mr Kennedy reportedly texted his apology to Eliza Cooney, shortly after her allegations were published in Vanity Fair magazine.
Ms Cooney accused the former environmental lawyer and anti-vaccine activist of groping her on several occasions in the late 1990s."

Donny was up posting drivel on his shitty social media app around 3am....

"These are great patriots who work their hearts out to have a Strong and Powerfulnnz Border, only to be harassed by Border Czar Kamala Harris, who wants the "

And that's all he wrote

He must have dozed off mid rant

Powerfulnnz stuff indeed....

In a coup for Trump Tulsi Gabbard , a democrat, has publicly backed him

Meanwhile...

TWO HUNDRED Republicans come out in support of Kamala !

In an open letter obtained by USA Today, a group of more than 200 Republicans who worked for President George W Bush and senators John McCain and Mitt Romney have endorsed Kamala Harris for president.

They write:

"We reunite today, joined by new George H.W. Bush alumni, to reinforce our 2020 statements and, for the first time, jointly declare that we're voting for Vice President Kamala Harris and Gov. Tim Walz this November ... Of course, we have plenty of honest, ideological disagreements with Vice President Harris and Gov. Walz. That's to be expected. The alternative, however, is simply untenable."

But but - she's a babbling wreck without a teleprompter.
There are numerous TV interviews where she has to speak for herself and it's absolute nonsense.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 27th August 2024, 4:24 PM

But but - she's a babbling wreck without a teleprompter.
There are numerous TV interviews where she has to speak for herself and it's absolute nonsense.

Hardly.
And she's not put a foot wrong so far.

Shes now leading in about 90% of the polls

Some by 5, 6 and 7%

I have to admit, It's awe-inspiring stuff.

"The governor and I, we were all doing a tour of the library here and talking about the significance of the passage of time, right, the significance of the passage of time. So, when you think about it, there is great significance to the passage of time in terms of what we need to do to lay these wires. What we need to do to create these jobs. And there is such great significance to the passage of time when we think about a day in the life of our children."

"We will work together, and continue to work together, to address these issues...and to work together as we continue to work, operating from the new norms, rules, and agreements, that we will convene to work together...we will work on this together.

"It is time for us to do what we have been doing. And that time is every day."

"So Ukraine is a country in Europe. It exists next to another country called Russia. Russia is a bigger country. Russia is a powerful country. Russia decided to invade a smaller country called Ukraine. So, basically, that's wrong."

Meanwhile Donny Dementia said yesterday that he will win North Carolina in November if Jesus comes down to earth and counts the votes

None of those are recent quotes (and have been cut misleadingly again).
One of the two main presidential candidates is certainly a babbling wreck.
It isn't her!

Him and his minions are dirt.

"Late Tuesday is was reported that an official at Arlington attempted to stop the former president and his staff from turning a visit to the cemetery into a presidential campaign photo-op which led to verbal abuse and some shoving.

As NPR's Quil Lawrence reported, "A source with knowledge of the incident said the cemetery official tried to prevent Trump staffers from filming and photographing in a section where recent U.S. casualties are buried. The source said Arlington officials had made clear that only cemetery staff members would be authorized to take photographs or film in the area, known as Section 60," adding, "When the cemetery official tried to prevent Trump campaign staff from entering Section 60, campaign staff verbally abused and pushed the official aside, according to the source."

I'm sure you would defend a turd on the ground if you thought a Democrat had done it.

Quote: lofthouse @ 28th August 2024, 10:00 AM

Shes now leading in about 90% of the polls

Some by 5, 6 and 7%

No surprise whatsoever in that. She's new to the big world stage, Biden kept her hidden for fear of her upstaging him with her more photogenic and charismatic personality, so she's like a breath of fresh air for the vast majority. She should really be leading by more tbh.

But there are major question marks about her time in office, completely failed in her role of protecting the US border. But this doesn't matter because the camera loves her as much as she clearly loves it, and she never stops smiling (or laughing). She's won already.

No I think Trump is still the most likely winner

It should be very close, but if I was a betting man I think he is ever so slightly still the favourite

ie. What's politics or competence got to do with A US Presidential Election!

Unfortunately there are a lot of imbeciles in America

And the fact that their candidate is a racist, xenophobic, misogynistic, lying, perverted, fraudulent, arrogant butthole - makes him all the more appealing

Shit attracts many flies

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