CHRISTMAS! Page 57

Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 31st December 2023, 12:29 PM

I think it's hilarious how many grown men are going to the cinema to watch Wonka. I can understand if you're with the family, but going alone and queueing up, don't you feel a bit silly? 'Wonka, please!' - 'Well, we have horror, psychological drama, adult comedy....' - 'No, Wonka and his magic sweeeeet factowy! He make choccies! Cooooool! I want Wonnkaaaaa!'

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One of my mates once went to the cinema, on his own, in the afternoon, and watched the Rocky & Bullwinkle movie

He would have been about 40

There's a name for that kind of person. A c**t.

Advent calendars now on sale in Boots.

Better get one quick before they all go. At just £90 they're obviously too good to miss

How sad

🎅 129 days to go.

Let the countdown begin.

Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 19th August 2024, 8:56 AM

Let the countdown begin.

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Long John Baldrey?

Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 19th August 2024, 8:56 AM

Let the countdown begin.

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Quote: Chappers @ 19th August 2024, 5:46 PM

Long John Baldrey?

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It can only end in heartache.

Quote: Chappers @ 19th August 2024, 5:46 PM

Long John Baldrey?

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Fantastic singer - used to watch him live when he would tour with Rod The Mod and The Hoochie Coochie Men , so at least you could get his name spelt right! Mr Picky-pants on spelling mistakes.😉

Baldry

Stocking up...

Quote: Billy Bunter @ 16th October 2024, 10:39 AM

Stocking up...

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There just had to be one person prematurely talking about "this" - I expect Billy has excitedly got his stocking up already.

And as it happens, I won't have to stock up as I bought a (expensive!) box last year on your recommendation/reminder and it is still sitting there unopened, which has summat to do with me going on a diet, which I am still on, so we'll see.....................

Happy Christmas! You Fat Owl - I expect you are hoping for a large bag of sticky buns and lashings of ginger beer.

Unopened? Not a concept I understand.

Quote: Billy Bunter @ 16th October 2024, 10:53 AM

Unopened? Not a concept I understand.

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Yes, known as not eating, which you clearly do not understand either 🤪😁

TV station That's 3 is now rebranding as That's Christmas. Only 2 months early.

Good grief 😒