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Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 18th June 2024, 8:12 AM

While walking, I found a USB memory stick in the road. It had been squashed and the outer case was cracked and fell off.
I plugged the bare electronic card into my laptop and to my surprise, it worked. But, it asked for a password.
Now that is intriguing.
A bit of 'specialist software later, I got in.

What could it be? A passworded USB stick that somebody carried about with them and then lost?

About 50 Excel spreadsheets with profit and loss and expenses....

Eee, summat f'nowt - thee luvit t'up north.

I think it's something to do with the inbreeding

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 18th June 2024, 3:21 PM

Eee, summat f'nowt - thee luvit t'up north.

I think it's something to do with the inbreeding

Of course nothing like that happens in East Anglia.

No, we're sons of the soil

I see Just Stop Oil protesters have thrown orange paint over Stonehenge. And why not because those who built it obviously used oil in its construction.

Quote: Chappers @ 19th June 2024, 7:15 PM

I see Just Stop Oil protesters have thrown orange paint over Stonehenge. And why not because those who built it obviously used oil in its construction.

I really don't understand why they continue to do so, because as far as I can see it is totally self defeating in getting people's backs up and making them hate these morons with clearly one brain cell between them

What a pathetic bunch of losers

The irony is that they are funded by oil money.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 20th June 2024, 8:12 AM

The irony is that they are funded by oil money.

Someone's been down the rabbit hole.

Of course it's dumb

But they do it because it gets them noticed

It's on the news - job done

People are even discussing them on a comedy forum

So it does work in that sense

But it won't make a jot of difference regarding their actual aims

I heard you the first time.

As Italian popstress Elodie dons the naked dress once more, a fascinating debate has rearisen regarding the presentation of female nudity and sexuality in the mass media. Is such imagery misogynistic, or could it be the new feminism? A traditionalist, ultra-conservative view would argue that these images degrade, belittle and indeed demean women by debasing the individual's complexity into soulless flesh that conforms to and indeed confirms the male-dominated stereotype, whilst a post-revolutionary, forward-thinking, arguably sub-pre-versite stance posits the contrary, insisting that women are finally reclaiming control of their bodies, careers and ultimately existences in an innovative, influential, trailblazing form of self-empowerment that may act as a trope for emancipation on its broadest scale since Germaine Greer spearheaded the new liberationary movement with her epochal 'The Female Eunuch' in 1977. There is, however, a third viewpoint, to which I subscribe, which states, Who the f**k gives a f**king f**k either f**king way, you f**king boring, bored, beyond f**king pretentious f**king f**ker, there are kids starving in f**king India, there's a f**king war going on in the f**king Ukraine, there's f**king terrorist acts going on every f**king day for f**king f**k's sake, yer a woman, you've got tits, f**king well done, just f**king shut the f**king f**k up, you arrogant tart.

Or you could direct your anger at the press going on about it rather than the woman wearing a dress. Just an idea.

Oh Mikey boy just filled another swear jar

To lighten up these forums a bit...

Only older members here will know what the holes are for.

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Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 13th August 2024, 8:12 AM

To lighten up these forums a bit...

Only older members here will know what the holes are for.

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Don't be dirty!

OBVIOUSLY it's the charging cable for your phone.

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