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Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ 11th August 2024, 9:18 AM

And as he puts pickle on the cracker first to glue the cheese to, that will never happen.

Finally, something we can agree on.

8 Banksy's in 8 days. Do you think maybe he's on the way out?

The European Commission have written to Elon Musk to order him not to broadcast his live interview with Trump in Europe.
They warned him that he will face the consequences if he does.
He posted the letter online with his answer in a meme.
The meme said 'Go f**k your face.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 12th August 2024, 9:39 PM

The meme said 'Go f**k your face.

He is 53 years old.

The interview was delayed for 40 minutes because of a DDOS attack.
That, in simple terms, is millions of computers unknowingly in most cases have downloaded a file that sits dormant until commanded by a central server to connect to a specific site. It overwhelms the server and shuts it down.
I think someone didn't want to hear what Donald had to say.

Vive la Resistance!

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 12th August 2024, 9:39 PM

The European Commission have written to Elon Musk to order him not to broadcast his live interview with Trump in Europe.
They warned him that he will face the consequences if he does.
He posted the letter online with his answer in a meme.
The meme said 'Go f**k your face.

Of course, that wasn't what the letter said at all.
Might be worth giving it a read.

Ok, asked with threats. Same thing really

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 13th August 2024, 9:33 AM

Ok, asked with threats. Same thing really

Again, untrue..
The letter reminded him of his legal obligations under EU law.
X is incorporated in the EU, and one third of it's users are in the EU.
They did not order, ask or even suggest he not broadcast the interview.

Personally, I think the more we hear from Trump, the better.
Every time he opens his mouth he makes a fool of himself.
Which has to be a good thing.

I'm with Elon's reply.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 13th August 2024, 9:49 AM

I'm with Elon's reply.

That's a given.

Quote: Lazzard @ 13th August 2024, 9:51 AM

That's a given.

Yep

This fkn clown is gonna put a man on Mars...

Quote: lofthouse @ 13th August 2024, 12:15 PM

This fkn clown is gonna put a man on Mars...

Let's hope it's the Donald.

We choose to go to the Moon. We choose to go to the Moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard... ...It may be done while some of you are still here at school at this college and university. It will be done during the term of office of some of the people who sit here on this platform. But it will be done. And it will be done before the end of this decade.

Quote: Lazzard @ 13th August 2024, 12:22 PM

Let's hope it's the Donald.

I just listened to a few clips

It's so funny cos he now appears to have developed a lisp!

"The United Thhhhhstatessth"

Dude forgot to put his dentures in ??

Wtf 🤣

Maybe that was what actually caused the delay? He couldn't find his f**kin teeth!

If you go for an X Ray in hospital, no matter your sex, you will be asked if you are or could be pregnant.
Talk about the tail wagging the dog.

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