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The Apprentice - Series 4 Page 2

You're right.

Move it if you must!

*dramatic pose*

Rear of hand to forehead? Other arm stretched out? Head leant slightly back?

That's exactly it!

Bitchin'!

I like this - watched it for the first time last night. Was good fun... although I don't get the whole split the females and males thing? I know Alan Sugar is a bit of a sexist git - is he trying t reinforce terrible work ethics?

He just does that for a few weeks, as an easy way to make them into two teams, but he mixes everyone up soon. After a few people have been 'fired'.

Coolio!

God knows I don't want to sound like I'm sticking up for Alan Sugar, be he's not necessarily sexist and doesn't split them up - it's all down to the producers.

Another great Raef quote was "I'm not going to mislabel a shark as a hamster"

The thought of hamster on a fish stall was classic - just shows you can't beat real life for comedy

Oh, and Ellie - cheer up grrl for gawd's sake! Your avatar makes me sad [sniff]

I'm thinking of changing it soon... so quit moaning! :P

Quote: EllieJP @ March 27, 2008, 4:43 PM

I'm thinking of changing it soon... so quit moaning! :P

Moaning? Is that a sexual reference?

Please say it's true!

Ooooooooooooh yes! ;)

Did you hear that Sir Alan Sugar has taken up pottery?

He went to his kiln a brought out this lovely pot and said...

YOU'RE FIRED!

I enjoyed the first episode.

I liked the facial expressions the More-Manly-Jason-Orange-Lookalike pulled as the posh barrister with crap sunglasses went on about a class divide.

I hope Alan goes all out and says something like 'You've f**ked it up, you're a c**t with shit hair, you've got all the intelligence of a curtain and a face I'd never tire of slapping, you big twat - you're fired!'

Are they repeating the first episode? I missed it. I guess I can try iplayer, when I get home to the luxury of broadband.

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