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Farage is quick to tweet about peaceful protesters...

"Nigel Farage MP

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These Just Stop Oil lunatics must be stopped."

People go on a rampage of destruction and violence , attacking police officers by the dozen and setting fire to vehicles. They were that outraged about those poor children, they looted a local off-licence of all its fags and booze

And Farage?

Nothing

Nothing except questioning the police and their methods

He knows exactly what he's doing.

Your daily reminder that Lee Anderson is a gormless twat

A Facebook post circulated by Reform UK MP Lee Anderson on illegal immigrants living in hotel accommodation in his constituency spectacularly backfired after he realised they were actually nurses working in the NHS.

Anderson took to social media on Wednesday (31/7) in response to concerns that the Travelodge in Sutton in Ashfield was housing people who had entered the country illegally, saying:

"I do not want groups of young men who have entered our country illegally roaming our streets. It is not racist or bigoted to say this. I love my constituency and will do whatever it takes to protect it."

But he was forced to send an immediate correction after it transpired that the people staying in the hotel were international NHS nurses.

Duuuuuuuuuuhhh 🤪

A village somewhere is still missing its idiot

And no doubt train loads of village idiots are heading to Sutton in Ashfield as we speak to burn down the Travelodge

No need for me to buy The Morning Star, it's reproduced in its entirety every day here.

And you're saving us from having to log on to Patriotic Alternative.
Everybody's happy!

🤣🤣🤣

A British far-right, fascist, neo-Nazi group?

Is that a euphemism for a normal person?

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 2nd August 2024, 5:29 PM

A British far-right, fascist, neo-Nazi group?

Is that a euphemism for a normal person?

Check the site out
If you can remember your password.
[Joke!]

He was banned from that site for bullying 😝

I defer to your expertise in that dept.

Feral racists on the rampage in Sunderland.

Makes you proud to be British...

Get the f**kin army on the streets- they haven't got sod all to do anyway

Where Bunter leads, others follow - albeit over two months later:

Quote: Billy Bunter @ 22nd May 2024, 6:11 PM

Coup d'état anyone?

Quote: lofthouse @ 2nd August 2024, 9:37 PM

Get the f**kin army on the streets

There weren't organised gangs of demented racist f**kwits going on orgies of destruction two months ago??

All the more perceptive of me then.

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