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When Labour has so many MPs there are barely enough benches for them all to sit on - I couldn't give a f**k about vote shares and what loser corbyn did or didn't do when he lost and then lost again

Labour landslide

Sir Keir Starmer is Prime Minister

Job done

Close f**kin thread

Quote: Chris Hallam @ 10th July 2024, 9:20 AM

Reasonable points. But mad to assume from that that Labour would still have won a landslide last week had Corbyn still been leader.

Of course, Corbyn's extremism and lack of love for his country soon got exposed and was done in at the next election. That's the man, the socialist left wing vote he stood for was still popular, as it seems the Greens have now inherited many of them, with a whopping 2million votes.

Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ 10th July 2024, 9:36 AM

Of course, Corbyn's extremism and lack of love for his country soon got exposed and was done in at the next election. That's the man, the socialist left wing vote he stood for was still popular, as it seems the Greens have now inherited many of them, with a whopping 2million votes.

Nope

Oh this is getting fun.

Lee Anderson made chief whip of the reform Party

Chief whip

In a party of FIVE MPs...

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!

What a joke

Spot the difference:

Quote: lofthouse @ 10th July 2024, 9:23 AM

Close f**kin thread

Quote: lofthouse @ 10th July 2024, 7:58 PM

Lee Anderson made chief whip of the reform Party

Chief whip

In a party of FIVE MPs...

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!

What a joke

Quote: Chris Hallam @ 10th July 2024, 6:55 AM

Honestly! Who needs Tories when there are Labour Party members like you around?

Who needs a Tory Party when you have Labour Health Secretary whom has accepted £175K in donations from private healthcare firms:

https://www.thenational.scot/news/24250557.wes-streeting-takes-175k-donors-linked-private-health-firms/#:~:text=Armitage%20had%20previously%20handed%20Streeting,health%20interests%20in%20January%202023.

Or a Chancellor who's taken £2million from private finance firms since 2022 and won't restore the cap on banker's bonuses that the Tories scrapped;

https://www.opendemocracy.net/en/labour-city-banks-finance-2m-donations-bankers-bonuses-u-turn-rachel-reeves/

Go Godot!

I've got myself an Cornetto, and going to sit here and enjoy the back and forth

Quote: Godot Taxis @ 12th July 2024, 4:30 PM

Who needs a Tory Party when you have Labour Health Secretary whom has accepted £175K in donations from private healthcare firms:

https://www.thenational.scot/news/24250557.wes-streeting-takes-175k-donors-linked-private-health-firms/#:~:text=Armitage%20had%20previously%20handed%20Streeting,health%20interests%20in%20January%202023.

Or a Chancellor who's taken £2million from from private finance firms since 2022 and won't restore the cap on banker's bonuses that the Tories scrapped;

https://www.opendemocracy.net/en/labour-city-banks-finance-2m-donations-bankers-bonuses-u-turn-rachel-reeves/

Who woke you up anyway?

Quote: Chappers @ 12th July 2024, 5:11 PM

Who woke you up anyway?

I'm not sure I am awake - I've just deleted my earlier post by accident!

Did you get that hair transplant yet?

Quote: Chris Hallam @ 10th July 2024, 6:55 AM

You are living in a dream world!
It doesn't work copying and pasting your favourite statistics from some elections and using them to construct your own fantasy general election result !
Every election is different and is fought in entirely different circumstances. The Tory voting collapse did not occur in isolation. All we know for certain is that Corbyn led Labour to two defeats and Starmer has just led the party to an historic Labour victory. I doubt Corbyn would have even made it into power.
Honestly! Who needs Tories when there are Labour Party members like you around?

I see you can't answer my posts so have resorted to ad hominems. Your bio says you're a freelance journalist as well. Perhaps you prefer to create the narrative rather than report it, like much of our mainstream media.

The stats are not my favourite ones, merely the ones we have, and the fact is defeating the Tories was a very low bar; 23.7% percent share and 6.7m votes. Since Corbyn never got less than 10m votes and 32% please explain how he wouldn't have won.

Quote: Lazzard @ 6th July 2024, 12:09 PM

The Timpson's guy is a great appointment.
Especially if anyone loses their keys.

😆

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 10th July 2024, 7:55 AM

I thought they were very interesting and concise posts. Unbiased with facts that can't be discredited. Dream world ha!

Cheers Goodlad!

Quote: Billy Bunter @ 10th July 2024, 8:11 AM

Facts are not a much used mode of debate on these forums.

Sadly true.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 12th July 2024, 5:06 PM

Go Godot!

I've got myself an Cornetto, and going to sit here and enjoy the back and forth

What flavour?

How's it go...oh yeah, they all piss in the same pot.

I'd have voted for Darren Innit of the As Yet to be Named Party. If they can merge with the Follow the Haddock Alliance to keep the mainstream party's out, maybe they can change the earth's climate, make green energy from fossil fuels and convince us we can win a war against Russia.

https://johnvasiateacherblog.forumotion.com/t12-new-popular-party-launches-exciting-2024-manifesto

Quote: Godot Taxis @ 12th July 2024, 5:13 PM

I'm not sure I am awake - I've just deleted my earlier post by accident!

Did you get that hair transplant yet?

I see you can't answer my posts so have resorted to ad hominems. Your bio says you're a freelance journalist as well. Perhaps you prefer to create the narrative rather than report it, like much of our mainstream media.

The stats are not my favourite ones, merely the ones we have, and the fact is defeating the Tories was a very low bar; 23.7% percent share and 6.7m votes. Since Corbyn never got less than 10m votes and 32% please explain how he wouldn't have won.

😆

Cheers Goodlad!

Sadly true.

I thought your post looked different from what I was commenting on.

Quote: Godot Taxis @ 12th July 2024, 5:13 PM

The stats are not my favourite ones, merely the ones we have, and the fact is defeating the Tories was a very low bar; 23.7% percent share and 6.7m votes. Since Corbyn never got less than 10m votes and 32% please explain how he wouldn't have won.

Because they were different elections, fought at different times, in different circumstances, against different parties with different
voters and different leaders.

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