Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 11th June 2024, 8:07 AMCH came on this morning - so much for "Flaming June"
Nothing to do with me!
Presumably Chesney Hawkes?
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Quote: Chris Hallam @ 18th June 2024, 7:17 AMNothing to do with me!
Presumably Chesney Hawkes?
Not again......................
Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 11th June 2024, 8:21 AMChina? Combed Hair? Court House? Clear Honey?....
Quote: Billy Bunter @ 11th June 2024, 9:08 AMCharles Hawtrey
are you getting Cross Herc?
I've totally blundered into this one. I've no idea what this is about.
Summat and nothing - I did a post about my Central Heating coming on, just using the initials CH, which normal people do and Mr Stepedant Goodlad decided to make it into a "joke".
We did laugh
Yarooh!! It's the Fat Owl..................
Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 29th June 2024, 9:04 AMYarooh!! It's the Fat Owl..................
Quote: Billy Bunter @ 26th June 2024, 10:25 AMTaking advantage of no football on Thursday & Friday this week to go up to London to see "The Marilyn Conspiracy" at the Park Theatre, Finsbury Park on Thursday.
Although, in reality, the main reason for choosing a production at that venue is that there is a café in the adjacent park that does lovely cakes.
Bought a new washing machine yesterday, plumbed it in, balanced it and powered it up.
It has a touch-screen to select a bewildering array of wash cycles and an LED screen telling you the temperature, weight and time.
Busting to try it out, I bunged some clobber in and set the screen to 'Daily wash'. Everything started and the led screen said 1 hour.
I came back after an hour and the led screen was flashing showing the code 5T8Y
Oh no, first wash and it's thrown a fault.
Book out - no 5T8Y fault code to be found.
Read the book again in more detail..... It had finished the wash and was saying a shortcut for STANDBY.
Just came home from Hospital today short of a gall bladder.
Quote: Chappers @ 8th July 2024, 6:03 PMJust came home from Hospital today short of a gall bladder.
Oh I did that 12 years ago.
Quote: Chappers @ 8th July 2024, 6:03 PMJust came home from Hospital today short of a gall bladder.
Ewww 😯
Quote: Billy Bunter @ 8th July 2024, 8:01 PMOh I did that 12 years ago.
Well, I'm older than the two of you combined, and feel as though I'm missing out on summat
The worst bit was the C********tion.
Were you not out for the count for the duration of the op?
I had keyhole surgery and a general anaesthetic.
I'm still trying to work out what "C********tion" is and can only come up with "Castration" - OUCH!
Well, I thought that but there's too many blank spaces. In any case I'm pretty sure that didn't happen to me.