As Italian popstress Elodie dons the naked dress once more, a fascinating debate has rearisen regarding the presentation of female nudity and sexuality in the mass media. Is such imagery misogynistic, or could it be the new feminism? A traditionalist, ultra-conservative view would argue that these images degrade, belittle and indeed demean women by debasing the individual's complexity into soulless flesh that conforms to and indeed confirms the male-dominated stereotype, whilst a post-revolutionary, forward-thinking, arguably sub-pre-versite stance posits the contrary, insisting that women are finally reclaiming control of their bodies, careers and ultimately existences in an innovative, influential, trailblazing form of self-empowerment that may act as a trope for emancipation on its broadest scale since Germaine Greer spearheaded the new liberationary movement with her epochal 'The Female Eunuch' in 1977. There is, however, a third viewpoint, to which I subscribe, which states, Who the f**k gives a f**king f**k either f**king way, you f**king boring, bored, beyond f**king pretentious f**king f**ker, there are kids starving in f**king India, there's a f**king war going on in the f**king Ukraine, there's f**king terrorist acts going on every f**king day for f**king f**k's sake, yer a woman, you've got tits, f**king well done, just f**king shut the f**king f**k up, you arrogant tart.