Quote: Antony Wheeler @ March 25, 2008, 2:24 PMBefore Carr, I got called Chandler for years, a la 'Friends'. Even more annoying ...
They must really hate you.
Best line/joke YOU have written? Page 2
Quote: David Chapman @ March 25, 2008, 2:29 PMThey must really hate you.
I always said my mum wasn't very maternal.
Quote: Antony Wheeler @ March 25, 2008, 2:24 PMBefore Carr, I got called Chandler for years, a la 'Friends'. Even more annoying ...
Could that BE any more annoying?
Quote: Leevil @ March 25, 2008, 2:33 PMCould that BE any more annoying?
Yeah, it could. They could've called me Janice.
Antony why don't you just tell them to call you Antony? 
Quote: Paul W @ March 25, 2008, 2:23 PMSame here, he is my comedy hero so I guess my delivery can be a bit like him, can be annoying though.
I met him briefly a few months ago - well, I set met I passed him at a venue and said 'Hi, you alright?' and he went 'Yeeeeeeeasssss' in a slightly funny voice.
He looks very different in real life. Very thin, very pale and his head is even bigger than you'd think.
Quote: Antony Wheeler @ March 25, 2008, 2:24 PMBefore Carr, I got called Chandler for years, a la 'Friends'. Even more annoying ...
Sadly I based almost my entire persona as a 15 year old on Chandler. I still am like that, occasionally.
Quote: Paul W @ March 25, 2008, 2:23 PMSame here, he is my comedy hero
You're setting your sites a little low 
Sarah Silverman kicks his arse on jokes and delivery btw
Quote: Seefacts @ March 25, 2008, 2:42 PMSadly I based almost my entire persona as a 15 year old on Chandler. I still am like that, occasionally.
*nods head*
Quote: Antony Wheeler @ March 25, 2008, 2:00 PMDavid, I didn't get it.
How about phrasing it like this:
They say you won't find an answer at the bottom of a bottle. But what if the question is, 'Whatever happened to Robinson Crusoe?'
Well, that's basically the same joke, but you're right - the phrasing is more handsome.
Quote: Leevil @ March 25, 2008, 2:33 PMCould that BE any more annoying?
I nearly wrote that.....
Great minds...
My best one liner is probably:
As a kid I hated my privileged middle class upbringing so much that I started to self harm. Sometimes I’d go a whole week without moisturising.
Quote: Barbs @ March 27, 2008, 1:29 PMAs a kid I hated my privileged middle class upbringing so much that I started to self harm. Sometimes I’d go a whole week without moisturising.
That's excellent! I really like that.
Quote: Mark @ March 27, 2008, 1:32 PMThat's excellent! I really like that.
Yeah, I liked that the first time I read it on here.
Quote: David Bussell @ March 27, 2008, 1:33 PMYeah, I liked that the first time I read it on here.
I've retired now. Never going to beat it!