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I read the news today oh boy! Page 2,791

Like bullet-proof vest with holes already in them.

Justice!

Greater Manchester Police to take no further action against Angela Rayner

A Greater Manchester Police spokesman said: "Following allegations about Angela Rayner MP, Greater Manchester Police has completed a thorough, carefully considered and proportionate investigation.  We have concluded that no further police action will be taken. 

"The investigation originated from complaints made by Mr James Daly MP directly to GMP. Subsequent further contact with GMP by members of the public, and claims made by individuals featured in media reporting, indicated a strong public interest in the need for allegations to be investigated.

Dan Hodges off for a long lie down, I should imagine.
Thoughts and prayers, Dan, thoughts and prayers.
😂

Over to GB news for an update

" waaaaaaaaaaahhhhh 😭😢😭😢😭😢"

Our 500 year old Royal Mail is about to be flogged of to some Czech billionaire...

Is there now anything left to sell to foreigners?

Quote: lofthouse @ 29th May 2024, 11:54 AM

Is there now anything left to sell to foreigners?

Yes, the entire UK, as we can't seem to manage it - load of effin' wasters in charge.

Now the Czech really is in the post.

Very good.

But I have noticed lately that the post is getting much better.
2nd class is being delivered the next day and parcels arrive before the due date.

Strikes me that they are polishing the turd pre-sale.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 29th May 2024, 12:15 PM

Yes, the entire UK, as we can't seem to manage it - load of effin' wasters in charge.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4m_ajuNmSA

Quote: lofthouse @ 28th May 2024, 12:35 PM

If the Tories win...

Some doubt creeping in?

Nah

Countless resets and uturms and reshuffles haven't budged the dial one iota in nearly two years

Won't happen in 5 weeks....

Quote: Billy Bunter @ 30th May 2024, 12:34 PM

Some doubt creeping in?

I'd never entirely rule a Tory victory out. Even now.

The lowest poll lead labour have had since the election was called is 12%

Seems an outlier amongst a sea of 18's and 19's and 20+ leads

But even that much lower outlier would still give Labour a majority of over 100 seats

I predict a Labour majority of 50.

I tend to agree

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