Didn't we enjoy the last time we did this?
I'll restart it. The rules are that I'll add a random setup, you add punchlines, the winner (after i get bored or summin) then creates a new setup and becomes judge and so on until the thread gets buried on page 23...
Two porn stars walk into Homebase...
Quote: ContainsNuts @ March 19, 2008, 3:50 PMTwo porn stars walk into Homebase...
Looking for wood.
But get referred to screwfix direct.
Quote: ajp29 @ March 19, 2008, 6:02 PMhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7bd87Xh0_8
Why aren't all adverts like that. I'm off to buy a hammer drill!
Quote: ContainsNuts @ March 19, 2008, 6:05 PMWhy aren't all adverts like that. I'm off to buy a hammer drill!
You can't touch this!
Quote: Writer2K @ March 19, 2008, 3:55 PMLooking for wood.
Oh and I guess that is the winner as there were only two attempts. Over to you.
Quote: ContainsNuts @ March 19, 2008, 3:50 PMTwo porn stars walk into Homebase...
Looking for a big tool.
Quote: ContainsNuts @ March 19, 2008, 3:50 PMTwo porn stars walk into Homebase...
"This building isn't long and shaft like enough".
He said, "Do you come here often cos I just did."
They were trying to buy (or sell) some hardcore. You know, for building purposes.
I saw a sign once that a farmer had put
out and it read, 'CLEAN HARDCORE WANTED'
...as B&Q kicked them out for banging the arse off each other over a really rather nice hexagonal outdoor table and chairs set.
Whilst listening to wah-pedal infused 70's disco music.
Two porn stars go into Homebase ...
... and nail each other.
Two porn stars go into Homebase...
and the checkout girl says, "if you guys are porn stars,why do you need to DIY?"