British Comedy Guide

I read the news today oh boy! Page 2,758

Quote: lofthouse @ 9th March 2024, 11:27 PM

Unbelievable

In fact extremely believable as all govts do it a lot. Remember for example the Labour govt's 'Good day to bury the News' after a certain headlining incident?

And in other real news, the Pope advises Ukraine to surrender to their invaders.

🐀 🐀 🐀 🛥

30p Lee joins Reform

8 weeks ago...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3vE68fMIFI

Quote: lofthouse @ 11th March 2024, 10:42 AM

🐀 🐀 🐀 🛥

30p Lee joins Reform

8 weeks ago...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3vE68fMIFI

He's running out of parties nasty enough to have him.
I should imagine Britain First are making overtures as we speak.

He also said a couple of years ago that any MP that defects to another party should have to by law call a Bi-election Immediately

I guess he's changes that opinion too

And "Tice is a poundshop Farage"

🤣🐀🐀🐀🐀

Cretinous pillock

Before (the lies) and after (oh dear)

Image

A senior tory minister defends the racist, moronic donor who said Dianne Abbot makes him hate all black women and she should be shot

By saying it wasnt a "gender-based or a race-based comment"

Eh?

"All black women..."

How is that not a "gender-based or a race-based comment"?

Wow

Scumbags

"Rapid unscheduled disassembly" is what occurred with Muskie's Space X rocket.

In other words an "explosion" - words fail me, which clearly don't with those numbskulls in the US

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 14th March 2024, 8:30 AM

"Rapid unscheduled disassembly" is what occurred with Muskie's Space X rocket.

In other words an "explosion" - words fail me, which clearly don't with those numbskulls in the US

It hasn't even launched yet.

Words fail me ! 🤣🤣🤣

At least I usually have the common decency for one of his shitty rockets to have actually taken off and exploded- before taking the piss that it's taken off and exploded

Fairs fair

I worked for almost 20 years in the satellite business, and I supported and participated in dozens of launches, so I feel qualified to make two comments:

1. "Rapid unscheduled disassembly" is an industry standard term that is both technically accurate and tongue in cheek. I once heard a British member of the European Space Agency describe a failed launch as following "a subsurface trajectory". Again, technically accurate, as well as being a bit tongue in cheek.

2. Elon Musk has revolutionized the space launch industry, and his "shitty rockets" are performing more successful launches than any country in the world. The man is a weirdo, but the technology is world-changing.

Aaaaaaaaaaand it's gone

Woops

I really hope they don't give Dianne Abbot the whip back

Frankly, she is a moron and a hypocrite and a bloody embarrassment to the Labour Party

Give it up love , ffs

Quote: DaButt @ 14th March 2024, 12:20 PM

It hasn't even launched yet.

WTF is this then.......................

https://www.theguardian.com/science/2024/mar/14/spacex-launches-third-starship-test-flight

Quote: lofthouse @ 14th March 2024, 12:32 PM

Words fail me ! 🤣🤣🤣

At least I usually have the common decency for one of his shitty rockets to have actually taken off and exploded- before taking the piss that it's taken off and exploded

Fairs fair

Really don't know what you are finding so hysterical, and have no idea what you are talking about, seeing the knob has had three Space X rockets fail.

I remember now why I stopped posting on this thread, because of you with your distorted version of news facts.

This is from the Graudian, or don't you even believe what they say :-

"SpaceX's Starship, the largest and most powerful rocket ever built, was destroyed during its return to Earth after nearly completing its third test flight."

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 15th March 2024, 1:14 AM

WTF is this then.......................

Your complaint about the term "rapid unscheduled disassembly" was posted at 0830 GMT. The launch took place at 1325 GMT. I was watching the pre-launch livestream with the rocket still perched on the pad while you were posting about its failure.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 15th March 2024, 1:14 AM

seeing the knob has had three Space X rockets fail.

Quote: lofthouse @ 14th March 2024, 4:37 PM

Aaaaaaaaaaand it's gone

It's the largest, most powerful rocket ever built, and the pace of its development is breathtaking. This mission had always planned to splash both stages into the ocean, and that's exactly what happened. They attempted two controlled descents into the water, and they nearly completed both.

According to Musk, the first mission had a 50% chance of exploding on the pad, but it didn't. The second mission corrected all the first mission's flaws and was lost while attempting an extremely difficult hot-staging maneuver. Today's launch pulled off the hot staging perfectly and also executed many tricky engineering maneuvers for the first time. These are test flights, and the engineers will correct the mistakes with the next launch. SpaceX failed in its first few attempts to land its reusable Falcon 9 rockets, but now they stick the landing every time and it has proven to be the world's most reliable launch vehicle. Clearly, NASA expects the Starship platform to be an equally reliable workhorse, as they have chosen it for manned lunar landings just a couple of years from now. Starship will almost certainly be the ride of choice for the inevitable manned landings on Mars.

SpaceX continues to do incredible things. Worldwide, there have been 48 successful orbital launches this year, and 25 of them were accomplished by SpaceX. They're better at launching spacecraft than every country in the world combined.

Quote: DaButt @ 15th March 2024, 4:51 AM

Your complaint about the term "rapid unscheduled disassembly" was posted at 0830 GMT. The launch took place at 1325 GMT. I was watching the pre-launch livestream with the rocket still perched on the pad while you were posting about its failure.

SO?! I didn't realise a launch was imminent, owing to the fact I couldn't give a toss - what you're saying is then, that the previous failures (and there seems to be more than three, as I first thought)........................

https://www.reuters.com/technology/space/spacex-starship-launched-test-flight-texas-after-last-one-blew-up-2023-11-18/#:~:text=The%20launch%20was%20the%20second,four%20minutes%20after%20lift-off.

................don't count in your tally up, just because you happen to be watching the latest one after I had posted (Jayzus! as you say in Americky) - why don't you read what I said, before your usual knee-jerk reaction thus setting our resident "I read the news today oh boy!" thread ranter into an apoplectic spewing of unjustified criticism, which his tiny mind finds hysterical, and is the norm for him

Share this page