British Comedy Guide

DMs Are Open (The New Newsjack) Page 7

Any luck anyone? I got an almost email today.

Well done Yacob. Nothing for me

I was told my cut submission was a voice note.

I was almost an actor, dahlings.

Oh good https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/articles/FQY4tc8CD2tpnV1J5vrcRV/submit-your-ideas

Can't wait to see the themes this year . Wonder if stationery , stamp collecting , favourite buses , pebble collecting etc. will come up . They do come up with some obscure stuff . Worst one I've ever seen was for a science and technology thing where " Big Data " was the theme .

Hoping for 'fat ugly old wankers who still like the Spice Girls'.

Sounds good

Help! and Secret . Managed to hack out a Secret one . Don't ask what it's about as it's a secret . Still struggling to think of a Help one .

Managed to do a Help one .Will wonders never cease ?

When is the deadline ?

Wednesday , I think for the first 2 shows .

Sent the usual crap in. Ain't got a cat in Hell's chance, but in the words of Sylvia Plath, f**k it.

Good luck .

Likewise!

Enemies and Holidays . It can't be done ! I'll never do it ! It's hopeless ! Right, that's the irrational self doubt out of the way , let's kick some comedy arse !

Holiday , singular , if that makes any difference .

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