Like Friends but with dinosaurs.
Worst idea for a sitcom Page 20
Wheres my Finger?
Camera gradually pans out over the half hour to reveal where the main character's finger is
Pull my finger.
Davina off of BB tries to get people to date one of her fingers. Then farts on them.
Quote: ajp29 @ March 23, 2008, 3:56 AMWheres my Finger?
Camera gradually pans out over the half hour to reveal where the main character's finger is
Up Pompei,
A small comera is stuck up the bumholes, of Southampton's football team.
Court in the Act - Slobodan Milosevic and Heather Mills are lovers and a crack defence team that bugger it up for their under-priveledged defendants.
Randall and Cock deceased - After a tragic accident with a moulinex juicer, P.I. Randall discovers he has 'phantom cock disorder.' Although it appears in his pants at awkward moments, his co-stars fail to notice. The only crime to go unsolved is that the scriptwriters got paid for the shite.
Too many cocks spoil the broth - A failing porno production company goes into the catering business; breast, leg, and stuffing jokes abound.
A right tit - One of Jill Pinko's tits suddenly and inexplicably becomes a Nazi. It organises rallies and parades. Finally after a drunken night at a Munich beer hall it stages a coup and turns up in Stalingrad with a division of tanks. Each week Jill averts a major international incident.
Not so fond of the first, but the rest are great! 
That last one's on Bravo on Tuesday nights.
Nice bunch in general, glad to to see your comedy writings!
ET, and Beety, on the DT
ET and Beety (Maureen Lipman), stars of British Telecoms most expensive and self indulgent adverts are both fired, and have to detox from heroin.
The Queen is Red
Her maj becomes a Marxist. Can Charles stop her, putting herself up against a wall and shooting herself.
You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it stink.
A man hides by a river throwing dung, inaccuratley at horses.
The Thicker Shit
A bunch of faecophiliac MPs are convinced by their shouty spin-doctors that the only way to pass a major bill is by constipating yourself to the point of bursting and then curling the largest log you can around the toilet bowl. Warning: may contain graphic images of MPs gurning.
Quote: SlagA @ March 26, 2008, 9:29 PMCourt in the Too many cocks spoil the broth - A failing porno production company goes into the catering business; breast, leg, and stuffing jokes abound.
Shouldn't that be 'Too Many Cocks Spoil The Brothel'? (Which, incidentally, is a joke dating back to 1981 and the 'Not The Nine O'Clock News' team.)
My suggestion:
'My Family' - Two previously well-respected British actors allow their careers and reputations to be flushed down the toilet by being fed lame jokes penned by a team of writers attempting to ape the much more successful US sitcom formula. Repeat these same gags with minor alterations for a staggering ten series.
man I laughed out loud at almost all of these, I especially liked the "Pull My Finger".
Not only is 'Where's My Finger' a great idea, I hear on the grapevine that BBC 84 have already commisioned a pilot episode. Apparently there's a sequel already lined up called 'Where's My Finger of Fudge?'
Quote: swerytd @ March 27, 2008, 11:15 AMThe Thicker Shit
A bunch of faecophiliac MPs are convinced by their shouty spin-doctors that the only way to pass a major bill is by constipating yourself to the point of bursting and then curling the largest log you can around the toilet bowl. Warning: may contain graphic images of MPs gurning.
Careful if Gordie reads it it'll be policy. If Cameron reads it he'll compete, and then we'll have a contest in Parlaiment between 2 thick, slimy shits. Would any one notice.
Yes minister
70s prog rock band get voted into Parliament.
Andrew Gilligan's island
Andrew Gilligan is strnaded on a small South Sea island, and must make cultural documentaries for the intelligentsia by inmterviewing monkeys, and crabs.
Gordon Ramases kitchen nightmares
Gordon goes back in time, and becomes a Pharoh. Forces his 1000s of slaves, to build bast bistros, and gastro pubs in his honour. When an Israelite serves him soup in a chipped plate, slays all of their first born,.
300 what a result. I got the 300th post, this is a fab thread, well done us all!
Will and Grace and Favour
'Straight' gay Will Truman comes up against gay's gay John Humphries in a big gay-off. The world almost implodes as Grace's neurosis goes into overdrive when asked about her pussy and Captain Peacock is completely bewildered by Jack.
Dan
Quote: sootyj @ March 27, 2008, 12:37 PMGordon Ramases kitchen nightmares
Gordon goes back in time, and becomes a Pharoh. Forces his 1000s of slaves, to build bast bistros, and gastro pubs in his honour. When an Israelite serves him soup in a chipped plate, slays all of their first born,.
Typographical errors aside, very funny!