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Not really confusing.
Global temperature is gradually rising. Temperature in UK is relatively low now because it's winter. It isn't the coldest January.

Funny fishi didn't mention inflation going up this month in pmq's

He didn't shut up about it going down last time

The only one of his five pledges he has a chance of actually delivering on

(Except it's the BOE's job and not his anyway of course)

Jordan Henderson appears to be leaving a country where they stone gays to go to another country where gays get stoned.

Filthy lucre

Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ 17th January 2024, 5:11 PM

Jordan Henderson appears to be leaving a country where they stone gays to go to another country where gays get stoned.

Cannabis is legal in Thailand, is that where he's going ? Or is it to another country unable to progress is legislation beyond the Old Testament ?

So Lee Anderson was going to vote against the Rwanda bill

Went to the no lobby to vote

Then some Labour mps were "sniggering at him"

So he abstained instead...

This is the sort of DICK HEAD running this government

Absolute shower of bloody idiots

This, after RESIGNING yesterday because he refused to vote for it!!

Abstained purely and solely cos people laughed at him ???

Aww did the nasty men laugh at you Lee??

Snowflake!

F**king hell 🤣🤣🤣

Westminster Voting Intention:

LAB: 47% (+2)
CON: 20% (-2)
RFM: 12% (+4)
LDM: 8% (+1)
GRN: 7% (-1)

Via @YouGov, tbc.
Changes w/ 10-11 Jan.

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Tonights vote once again demonstrated that the looney-right of the Tory party talk a good game about sticking to their principles - until it looks like they might lose their jobs.
Absolute no-marks, every one of them.
Can't wait till they're all kicked out on their collective arses.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 17th January 2024, 9:45 AM

I wish this climate crisis would hurry up, It's bloody taters today.
Might be the coldest January in 14 years. The crisis/disaster is going the wrong way.

You really haven't understood what climate change means have you?

More energy in the atmosphere means more EXTREMES of weather, both HOT and COLD.

Ah, so, whatever happens with the temperatures and weather - it's the climate crisis/emergency/disaster.
Got it.

Quote: Lazzard @ 17th January 2024, 11:15 PM

Tonights vote once again demonstrated that the looney-right of the Tory party talk a good game about sticking to their principles - until it looks like they might lose their jobs.
Absolute no-marks, every one of them.
Can't wait till they're all kicked out on their collective arses.

"Therese Coffey says that she is "shocked" the Shadow Home Secretary "can't even get the country right," because Yvette Cooper made reference to Kigali.
Kigali is, of course, the capital of Rwanda"

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Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 18th January 2024, 7:02 AM

Ah, so, whatever happens with the temperatures and weather - it's the climate crisis/emergency/disaster.
Got it.

Finally!

Quote: lofthouse @ 17th January 2024, 9:38 PM

So Lee Anderson was going to vote against the Rwanda bill

Went to the no lobby to vote

Then some Labour mps were "sniggering at him"

So he abstained instead...
...

"Lee Anderson's favourite Tory MP, Lee Anderson ... spoke for 20 seconds during a UQ about a wrongly accused post office operator in his Ashfield constituency. Since then, according to the official record of parliamentary debates, he has said nothing on the subject. " *

* Guardian report on Tory MPs trying to claim they were the hero's of the Post Office Scandal. Rather than the SUB postmasters that suffered jail and rallied for 25 years. Labour's "Freedom of information" requests helped the sub postmasters on this way more than his 20 seconds did.

Quote: lofthouse @ 17th January 2024, 11:06 PM

Westminster Voting Intention:

LAB: 47% (+2)
CON: 20% (-2)
RFM: 12% (+4)
LDM: 8% (+1)
GRN: 7% (-1)

Via @YouGov, tbc.
Changes w/ 10-11 Jan.

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Interesting....

For people under 50 today's YouGov poll is:

Lab 60%
Con 10%
Green 10%
LD 9%
Reform 5%
SNP 3%

Lee Anderson has reported two Labour MP's today for misconduct

One stole his dinner money at playtime and another gave him a purple nurple on the way home

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