I sold my old hoover on eBay recently
Well, the thing was only gathering dust anyway
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Quote: lofthouse @ 13th December 2023, 6:49 PMI sold my old hoover on eBay recently
Well, the thing was only gathering dust anyway
Good joke, but 10 years old, with which Tim Vine won the Edinburgh Fringe joke award in 2014
I know , that bastard steals all my best gags 😋🤣
'Ere you are, use this one with which he won also in 2010...................
I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again.
A men's outfitters shop near the Russian atomic power station that blew still aren't allowed to sell its stock of degraded men's underpants.
Chernobyl fall out.
When I see the police searching for a body. I can't say Cadaver Dogs without adding the part of the Muppet tune that goes Do dar dooliddle .
My Cat just tried to claim that he was King of the Household.
I Said "Usurpur!"
He said Yes sir, I do
James Cleverly has ruined the toast 'Bottoms Up'
Netanyahu, Hamas and Putin are in an airplane crash, who survives ?
The World.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired!
Or.... It couldn't handle bars.
I heard it was something to do with the metal bits inside the wheel
Well according to a spokesman anway
Pumper.
"Pumper", you say?! Is that a new joke, or another suggested punchline to "Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?" Either way, it's some strange shit. But I laughed, it's my humour.
I could never get into my Unicycle
I ended up in a Polycycle
Sorry
I know that one is a bit Tandom