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Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 21st December 2023, 12:26 PM

Haha, it gets funnier, you make me laugh when you get cross.

Robinson is banned from London. For what? Having breakfast in a pub.

I'm not remotely cross. I just like facts. And I don't think single incidents prove anything (especially when they concern known trouble causers like Robinson). For example, during the Coronation and the Queen's funeral there were multiple arrests of people voicing anti-monarchist views. Now I'm assuming these protesters were largely left-wing, so if we use your logic the police are actually right wing and hate the left. I don't think that's the case but it shows you can spin different events to further your own agenda (something both the left and right do). I want to see a pattern, not just knee-jerk armchair analysis.

Meeting adjourned.

Quote: chipolata @ 22nd December 2023, 6:37 AM

not just knee-jerk armchair analysis.

Yes Stephen, stop jerking off.

John Schneider who played Bo Duke in the Dukes of Hazard has called for Joe Biden to be publicly hung. While I never liked the show I was aware of it and I now suspect that the car he drove with the Confederate flag all over it may have been his own and was used to keep production costs down.

Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ 22nd December 2023, 9:15 AM

John Schneider who played Bo Duke in the Dukes of Hazard has called for Joe Biden to be publicly hung. While I never liked the show I was aware of it and I now suspect that the car he drove with the Confederate flag all over it may have been his own and was used to keep production costs down.

Biden has the likes of Robert De Niro backing him

Trump has the likes of Kid Rock and a former Dukes of Hazard nobody backing him!

Says it all really

I can't see the appeal of a public hanging, even of somebody I disliked. That's Americans for you, though, bloodthirsty hate monkeys. That said, I quite liked John Schneider in Smallville as Cark Kent's dad. And he was good as a sleazeball porn producer in Nip/Tuck.

In the same theme I heard the that the Yorkshire Ripper did a marvellous impression of Micheal Parkinson.

"Coming up later on the show, I'll be banging a lady of the night over the head with a claw hammer , but first, ladies and gentlemen- please welcome ,the great Mohammed Ali"

Todays News: Banksy's latest art was stolen within an hour of it's erection. They've got photos of the culprits (what a surprise) so they can only sell to other criminals. Let's hope Putin waists his war chest buying this - it featured drones on a Stop sign.

Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ 22nd December 2023, 9:15 AM

John Schneider who played Bo Duke in the Dukes of Hazard has called for Joe Biden to be publicly hung. While I never liked the show I was aware of it and I now suspect that the car he drove with the Confederate flag all over it may have been his own and was used to keep production costs down.

You must remember Daisy though.

I do but it was a waste of time as my heart was stolen by Lauren Bacall in the Big Sleep many many years ago.

Rebecca Welch will referee at Fulham today. Good luck to her.
The fans might have to change the wording to a few chants though.
♪The referee's a bitch♪ doesn't scan.

They'll think of something.

Oops, reading into it further, the above example is counted as a misogynistic hate crime.
Two fans at a Birmingham match were arrested for chanting a similar thing at her.
Blimey, it's a minefield.

All you have to do is stick to the standard stuff like 'Stupid Bastard' And 'You don't know what you're doing' etc there's loads of existing stuff to call her. Obviously the players have to respect the ref at any level or the game will die. But the refs fair game for the fans they always have been.

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