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I've sent in a few this year but I think most of the really good topics like Philip Schofield and Russel Brand are probably going to be off limits for legal reasons. At least the closing date is a bit earlier this year so I won't be wasting too much time on it.

What did Philip Schofield and Holly Willoughby get for Christmas? Queue jumpers.
At Christmas!!!!!

Why does Philp Schofield have to pay for his Christmas Dinner in advance? In case he does a runner.

At Christmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank f**k that's over. At Christmas!!!!!!!

Results out. Not a bad year. At Christmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was one of the winners 😁

Awesome.

Some of the winners are pretty good, fair do's.

Quote: Will Cam @ 5th December 2023, 6:44 PM

I was one of the winners 😁

Well done, old chum.

Quote: gappy @ 6th December 2023, 7:50 PM

Some of the winners are pretty good, fair do's.

I think the jokes were actually read this year, not drawn at random.

On a busy Christmas Eve, Santa can only stop once for a coffee break and to save time, only two reindeer get a drink.
He chooses Star Bucks.

Quote: don rushmore @ 6th December 2023, 8:36 PM

Well done, old chum.

Cheers Don😁 longtime no seeπŸ‘‹

Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 6th December 2023, 3:48 PM

Awesome.

Thanks Michael, mine was the Chris Rea / Wales speed limit one.

Quote: gappy @ 6th December 2023, 7:50 PM

Some of the winners are pretty good, fair do's.

Much better quality this year (although I am a bit biased 🀣)

Good on you, Will, that joke was one of the ones that really tickled me (probably the only time Chris Rea has made me happy, but that's by the by).

Quote: gappy @ 8th December 2023, 5:54 PM

Good on you, Will, that joke was one of the ones that really tickled me (probably the only time Chris Rea has made me happy, but that's by the by).

🀣 Cheers Gappy

Quote: Will Cam @ 5th December 2023, 6:44 PM

I was one of the winners 😁

Bravo Will One nil to our side!

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