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Its called getting to the truth on a comprehensive level in order to prevent repetition.

Quote: Billy Bunter @ 6th December 2023, 1:19 PM

No.

You do like slapping yourself on the back, Billy.

Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ 6th December 2023, 2:58 PM

Its called getting to the truth on a comprehensive level in order to prevent repetition.

Will it, though? I enjoy point scoring as much as the next man, and Boris et al deserve nothing but contempt, but I fear nothing will be learnt.

Boris..

Long covid is "bollocks" despite the evidence

Some gulf war syndrome sufferers are just making stuff up

Quote: chipolata @ 6th December 2023, 2:58 PM

You do like slapping yourself on the back, Billy.

Will it, though? I enjoy point scoring as much as the next man, and Boris et al deserve nothing but contempt, but I fear nothing will be learnt.

I don't see it as point scoring it is simply a person being scrutinised for their whilst actions in office.
As for learning the lesson the only thing these lying cheating bastards is to stay off Whats App while planning their nasty stuff.

Quote: chipolata @ 6th December 2023, 2:58 PM

You do like slapping yourself on the back, Billy.

Well if I don't no-one else will. Not unless they have a weapon in their hand at the time.

But of course in this instance it's not a question of that. There's no right or wrong answer at this stage to warrant back slapping. You asked for an opinion on a matter on which I'd already expressed an opinion. It just saved me from writing it out again.

The enquiry is actually massive and goes into every aspect of things.
This is just the bit that makes good telly.
But it doesn't matter what we learn if it's not put into practice.
Which - ironically - is probably the biggest lesson we could learn.

If in years to come a government is faced with a similar situation - hopefully it will be in their minds that everything they do and say is being closely monitored

And to ensure they continually delete all the messages they make about who is and who isn't a f**king hopeless buffoon

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Quote: Firkin @ 5th December 2023, 11:29 PM

France only built half of Concorde, a joint venture with the UK, probably the front end at a guess.

Modelled on De Gaulle?

Rumours the immigration minister Robert Jeanrick has resigned over Rwanda ...

Grant Shapps?

You're up kid!

He's gone.
Moves are afoot.
The Tories are hilarious.

If you had pitched their shenanigans to the writers of Yes, Minister back in the 80's - they would have turned it all down on the basis that realistically no government ministers would ever behave so utterly f**king demented!

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They'll probably make Truss the new immigration minister

Or Boris!

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Jenrick needs to match Braverman in a race to the bottom. They want rid of peoples rights , to go with access to their bank accounts and their inability to legally strike . All they offer is negative and nasty as they have no policy outside of blaming migrants as they believe that's where their votes lay.

Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ 6th December 2023, 10:47 PM

All they offer is negative and nasty as they have no policy outside of blaming migrants as they believe that's where their votes lay.

That was basically what the nazis offered the German people in the 30's

No policies to address what a mess the country was in at that time - just bang on and on about 'foreigners'

And it worked

Comparing it to mass genocide now then. Well done you sensible person.

Did she get caught talking about Boris

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