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Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 5th December 2023, 12:09 AM

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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-suffolk-67619801

Ah...........not quite on my doorstep

If Starmer agreed to pay the EU over two billion pounds a year in order to join their horizon research program- he would be accused of beginning a 'remoaner ' plot to rejoin the EU

But that's exactly what the tories have agreed to do

I thought Brexit was about us not giving our European neighbours billions of pounds of our money?

Then again, Brexit was also about stopping mass immigration - and that was total bullshit too

Lies and hypocrisy

Quote: lofthouse @ 5th December 2023, 2:49 PM

Then again, Brexit was also about stopping mass immigration - and that was total bullshit too

Lies and hypocrisy

As mentioned before Immigration has been sabotaged by the bloody French.

Maybe in 1066, but they only built half of the channel tunnel.

Quote: Chappers @ 5th December 2023, 4:10 PM

As mentioned before Immigration has been sabotaged by the bloody French.

Nonsense.
Over 90% of immigrants to this country arrive by plane, clutching a govt. approved visa.
Those that arrive from France are just a blip on the graph.
Since Brexit, there has been a huge increase in immigrants from third world countries, to replace tbe Europeans who came via Free Movement.
These new migrants from further afield are far more likely to bring relative (India is a long way away) and far less likely to return, as relative to their homeland, the UK is a much better prospect.
This was simply not the case when we had more immigrants' from the EU.
Don't let the govt fool you into thinking that immigration levels have anything to do with 'small boats'.

Quote: Lazzard @ 5th December 2023, 10:25 PM

Nonsense.
Over 90% of immigrants to this country arrive by plane ...

France only built half of Concorde, a joint venture with the UK, probably the front end at a guess.

Pile of crap everyday items thrown together by Britain hating lefty wins Turner Prize again shock.

I see de Pfeffel is getting a 2 day grilling from today.

The permanently outraged will be along shortly.

Do you mean the people who can see things as they actually are as opposed to those that see things how they would like them to be? Because if you think that this half wit fully entitled chancer is not responsible for most of the woes we face from Brexit to his alleged commando raid on Dutch warehouses then you're smoking better stuff than I am Stephen.

Brexit? I didn't know this investigation was about that.
Anyway, as you were.

It isn't, its about Covid , I just like to outline the type of character we're dealing with , a proven liar that is unless Turkey have joined the EU without telling anyone and that there are also forty hospitals getting £350 million quid a week that no one knows about?
You see its things like that when mentioned on the stand that tend to dilute the credibility of the accused, I mean its not like he can supply any evidence as he lost all his Whats apps.

Outraged case No 1. I rest my case M'lord.

I'm not outraged Ste I just don't like people like Johnson pissing down my back and then telling me that its raining.
As it stands both Sunak and Johnson have lost their Whats App from the period in question what are the odds of the two most senior politicians both being unable to use a mobile phone properly?
I would love to see his face if senior management from Whats App were there sitting there in body warmers with their corporate logos on.
I hope they have put a man on the toilet window in case the lying bastard gets cornered then asks to go to the toilet and flees out of the window .
Then again he came in early so I suspect he has ordered a fridge freezer from AO to be next to him so he can run into that like a Tardis for lying bastards.

I lost all my WhatsApp pictures and chats. My phone broke and the new one wouldn't retrieve them. It happens.

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