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Send me a quid and I'll post you 50p back.
That's how the EU works.

As opposed to we'll send you a quid, then when it turns out it's not nearly enough - that's all you're getting?

Fascist scumbags!

" Fifteen government departments have been monitoring the social media activity of potential critics and compiling "secret files" in order to block them from speaking at public events, the Observer can reveal.
Under the guidelines issued in each department, including the departments of health, culture, media and sport, and environment, food and rural affairs, officials are advised to check experts' Twitter, Facebook, Instagram and LinkedIn accounts. They are also told to conduct Google searches on those individuals, using specific terms such as "criticism of government or prime minister".
The guidelines are designed to prevent anyone who has criticised the government in the previous three to five years from speaking at government-organised conferences and other events."

Does this mean Suella is now banned from these events?

Yet another of Elon musks shitty space rockets blows up...

Tough shit, you anti-Semitic dickhead

British Branson beat Bezos and Musk into space. Do you think Musk is the one supplying North Korea with rocket technology ?

"Rishi Sunak thought the government should just "let people die" during the coronavirus pandemic, the Covid inquiry has been told.

In one of the most explosive claims heard at the inquiry so far, the now prime minister, who was chancellor at the time, allegedly believed it was time to "just let people die and that's okay" in the autumn of 2020."

Terrible news about those four lads in Snowdonia. I was following it a bit on Twitter and I was disgusted that some dickheads were complaining that they should have used the Welsh name of the area they where searching?.
As far as I am concerned every 999 call is on tape so a select committee should investigate how many of these calls are in English in the first instance, I bet its 100% as these sly bastards only use Welsh to annoy any English people in their pub. As soon as its an emergency they show their true colours. Its a bit like slapping a POW to see if he says 'What the Dickens' so you know he's one of ours.
Again RIP to these lads and god love their families what a terrible blow.

This has really affected me.
Pretty local to me, poor lads.
Boys that age seem to spend three or four years determined to ride their f**king luck.
But, you still let them go on these hair-brained missions.
Did it myself many a time with my two lads - then spend all night by the telephone, sweating.
Thankfully they walked away from every near disaster.
But it's only ever a hairs breadth away.
Can't imagine what those families are going through.
RIP

Sounds like a car crash? But I agree most of us on here will have done near similar its all part of being a lad and this is a terrible outcome from what will have started off as a great time.

Yep - looks that way.
Came off the road.
The thing is, you or I would be creeping round those corners like a couple of old grannies.
But kids that age - especially lads - think they're invincible.
So sad.

Quote: lofthouse @ 21st November 2023, 11:22 AM

"Rishi Sunak thought the government should just "let people die" during the coronavirus pandemic, the Covid inquiry has been told.

In one of the most explosive claims heard at the inquiry so far, the now prime minister, who was chancellor at the time, allegedly believed it was time to "just let people die and that's okay" in the autumn of 2020."

Well we've all got to die sometime.

But not at the hands of someone who took no advice and acted rashly , that's more manslaughter than just dying\\ of natural causes, There will be no excuses at the end of this inquiry, The theft of taxes is one thing as its expected from the Tories but with a suggested 20,000 extra deaths because of his actions is another.

Quote: Chappers @ 21st November 2023, 5:44 PM

Well we've all got to die sometime.

Thanks for the reminder Dave 😧💀

Quote: Lazzard @ 21st November 2023, 5:04 PM

But kids that age - especially lads - think they're invincible.

Very sad news :(

As you say, the invincibility of youth. At that age in the late 60's we were tearing about on 250cc motorbikes with no training. I had a black tie that I didn't bother putting away for a couple of months.

Quote: fasty @ 22nd November 2023, 5:49 AM

As you say, the invincibility of youth. At that age in the late 60's we were tearing about on 250cc motorbikes with no training. .

Ditto (early 60s for me - when there was far less traffic!) - we never gave it thought. Why would you spoil the thrill 😎

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