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Karma, she didn't care about her constituents.

I bet the original draft copy was titled :

The Plot: the Political Assassination of Boris Johnson - by Dame Nadine Dorries

Oh dear oh dear, it seems that "One Life to Live" thinks that asylum seekers should not be housed on the barge because of something the boat company did 200 years ago.:

From the Guardian (undated, but apparently from 10 Jul 2023) :

In a separate piece of research One Life to Live has discovered that Bibby Marine, the company the Home Office secured the Bibby Stockholm barge from, has historic links with the slave trade with at least three voyages in 1805 and 1806 transporting enslaved people from various parts of Africa to other parts of the world including the Caribbean.

The research calls on the company to be "on the right side of history" and not have people of colour on their barge living in difficult conditions.

That's terrible Bill ! You'd never get a Brexiteer trying to trigger a Remoner. Just because you had a near death experience with an inflatable dingy, that doesn't give you the right to get all "PTSD" about boats ! Soft southern hemisphered people. They'll be saying this is like a subtle version of Windrush next.

Quote: lofthouse @ 8th November 2023, 12:13 PM

I bet the original draft copy was titled :

The Plot: the Political Assassination of Boris Johnson - by Dame Nadine Dorries

When I don't wear my glasses, Nardine's blond bob looks a bit like Boris's. Which is worrying, because I find Nad's attractive.

The only chance she will get to be a Dame this Christmas is if she auditions for Pantomime Dame at her local production of Aladdin

Quote: Firkin @ 8th November 2023, 1:26 PM

When I don't wear my glasses, Nardine's blond bob looks a bit like Boris's. Which is worrying, because I find Nad's attractive.

If you like nads. I'll send you a picture of mine if you want.

No doubt that the head of the Met understands how the likes of Mick Lynch feels when dealing with these charlatans and their buck passing. This after the Prime Minister states that it will be the Mets fault if there is trouble on Saturday?. All the Met are doing is implementing the laws as passed by the government yet they will shoulder the blame.
At the same time Braverman is inciting football hooligans many with swastika tattoos to protect the Cenotaph. While Sunak having met Musk last week may not be all that surprised that the Yob Yaxley and the hideous Hopkins have been let back onto Twitter. Let's be honest these people need riots not peace otherwise they have nothing to give us after taking everything else over the last 13 terrible years of misery, mayhem and mismanagement.

My favourite text message from the Covid inquiry today...

19/06/2020 - Mark Sedwill - "Hancock so far up BJ's arse , his ankles are brown"

Mr schadenfreude here.

" BORIS Johnson "wanted to be injected with Covid-19 on television" to calm public fears, the Covid Inquiry has heard.

The claim came from a witness statement given to the inquiry by Lord Lister, a former aide to the ex-Prime Minister.

He said Johnson "suggested to senior civil servants and advisers that he wanted to be injected with Covid-19 on television to demonstrate to the public that it did not pose a threat".

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Quote: lofthouse @ 9th November 2023, 11:59 AM

" BORIS Johnson "wanted to be injected with Covid-19 on television" to calm public fears, the Covid Inquiry has heard.

I'd watch.
Worth the license fee on its own.

Anybody else think that Boris getting Covid and being whisked away to Chequers for a few days was a little convenient? "See, even I can get it" And then ignoring the rules they'd set for the rest of us to avoid it.

I doubt it

He did look seriously ill

Quote: lofthouse @ 9th November 2023, 12:02 PM

Personally I'm kinda more interested in what politicians have to say on the issue ....

"Tory minister accuses Suella Braverman of fuelling far-right anger ahead of pro-Palestinian march" Source: The Independent. She's called these demonstrations "Hate Marches" and accused our Police of being bias. Given war crimes have massacred over 10K in less than a month why is our Internal Minster putting her bias boot in ?

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