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Still not yet quarterway through the season and the three biggest point scorers don't count, so just keep on the right side of the right league manager and you may win, however rubbish at the game you are. Morning. Non runner Radish has hundred point lead over the first allowed to win player and we still haven't finished Gameweek 9. Well done that horse!

Talking of horses - hold yours.
I believe there are behind-the-scenes plans afoot.
The last I heard.... there might be surrogate posting on his behalf.

And editing? 🤔

This thread used to be so simple.....................😥

Super 6, on the other hand, running like clockwork.

(Bar the usual no posting twat.)

Up to 4th now - never known such dizzy heights (nice view from up here, by the way), and though have no chance of catching Horse, it would be nice to leap-frog Godot, who is only 20 points in front of me. 😎

Message:

"Horse says hello everybody and thank you for the good wishes. I can't believe how well we are doing this year. Well done to us all."

Great score from Alfred, 90 blows. Up to second. Well played.

Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ 22nd October 2023, 10:09 AM

Still not yet quarterway through the season and the three biggest point scorers don't count, so just keep on the right side of the right league manager and you may win, however rubbish at the game you are. Morning. Non runner Radish has hundred point lead over the first allowed to win player and we still haven't finished Gameweek 9. Well done that horse!

It seems that it's not enough to have created a breakaway league, you have to pop up every five minutes and stir the shit like a vindictive imbecile.

The posting rule was also applied by you when you were league admin, in case you've forgotten. It's also supported by everyone here and is basic sportsmanship. Your comment about being able to win whilst being 'rubbish' by 'keeping on my right side' is fantasy from your dilapidated brain. No-one wins by being rubbish at the game and no-one gets any help or favourable treatment from me.

Both Radish and Dan can win if they post here which both of them are perfectly capable of doing.

Quote: don rushmore @ 24th October 2023, 11:15 AM

Great score from Alfred, 90 blows. Up to second. Well played.

He's eighth.

Bad luck to Steve, who left 29 points on the bench and missed out on a Spurs cleanie. The crazy vicissitudes of this game. I avoid it by having a bench that either can't ever get on the pitch or has a ceiling of 1pt.

So ,much for my very short lived fame at 4th and only 20 points behind you G 😎

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 22nd October 2023, 11:48 PM

Up to 4th now - never known such dizzy heights (nice view from up here, by the way), and though have no chance of catching Horse, it would be nice to leap-frog Godot, who is only 20 points in front of me. 😎

Quote: Godot Taxis @ 25th October 2023, 12:03 AM

It seems that it's not enough to have created a breakaway league, you have to pop up every five minutes and stir the shit like a vindictive imbecile.

The posting rule was also applied by you when you were league admin, in case you've forgotten. It's also supported by everyone here and is basic sportsmanship. Your comment about being able to win whilst being 'rubbish' by 'keeping on my right side' is fantasy from your dilapidated brain. No-one wins by being rubbish at the game and no-one gets any help or favourable treatment from me.

It's the only way of getting the bloke who moans about non posters to post. And it's a comedy site in case you've forgotten. Morning.

Quote: don rushmore @ 24th October 2023, 11:15 AM

Great score from Alfred, 90 blows. Up to second. Well played.

Thanks Don, top spot is what I'm aiming for.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 23rd October 2023, 7:17 AM

Message:

Cheers Horse and keep at it.

vindictive imbecile. dilapidated brain

There's banter and banter but that's a bit strong. It stuck out from the text as just plain nasty.

Please all play nicely or we'll have to start warning, banning and closing things down. I really don't want to do that.

Another clean sheet goes at the death. ☹ It may well make the difference between winning this week's H2H and not doing so given the similarities in the line-ups of my team and that of my opponent's.

Stretch resources to the limit with my two free transfers I'd saved to buy Trippier, and what happens - he scores f**k-all points, being his worse for 6 weeks. F**king typical, There's no doubt about, I am cursed.

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