British Comedy Guide

Silly Signs Page 11

Continuing the take-away theme...................

I'll just have a piece of toast, please.................

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JUST the soup for me, please

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I like to see a trim bush...............

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Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 8th October 2023, 9:22 AM

JUST the soup for me, please

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Am I thick or what? I don't get it.

Quote: Chappers @ 9th October 2023, 7:53 PM

I don't get it.

It says 'sarnies' but it looks very much like 'sannies' ;)

Quote: fasty @ 9th October 2023, 9:26 PM

It says 'sarnies' but it looks very much like 'sannies' ;)

And what (naively) are sannies?

Quote: Chappers @ 9th October 2023, 10:42 PM

And what (naively) are sannies?

You know..............those lady things they use, so I'm lead to believe - being an abbreviation

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 9th October 2023, 11:05 PM

those lady things they use

In the late 60's my first job was working in the purchasing office at Rolls-Royce for stationery, tools, general supplies. The lady in charge of the female welfare department (well before HR) was a woman who insisted on being called Miss Fearn.

Whenever she sent a requisition through to re-stock the machines in the Ladies my gaffer would pass it on to me as we had to phone it through to the supplier - 'Here you go lad, another order for Florrie Fearns' manhole covers'

Quote: fasty @ 10th October 2023, 3:56 AM

In the late 60's my first job was working in the purchasing office at Rolls-Royce for stationery, tools, general supplies. The lady in charge of the female welfare department (well before HR) was a woman who insisted on being called Miss Fearn.

Whenever she sent a requisition through to re-stock the machines in the Ladies my gaffer would pass it on to me as we had to phone it through to the supplier - 'Here you go lad, another order for Florrie Fearns' manhole covers'

I'm tempted, but daren't comment or post a laughing emoji

Do they smoke dog-ends?

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No matter how you read these (together or singly) they just don't make sense............. (I think the gist is, students borrowing trollies to move their things)

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Quote: fasty @ 9th October 2023, 9:26 PM

It says 'sarnies' but it looks very much like 'sannies' ;)

Strange though. Why are they called sarnies? They're not Sarndwiches so Sannies makes more sense.

Quote: Chappers @ 11th October 2023, 8:32 PM

They're not Sarndwiches

That's how posh folk pronounce them. Us rough working class types (doffs cap) says sammiches.

Got rid of his ladders, and now only paints ground floor windows

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Continuing the van theme......................must tell the wife

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