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Quote: zooo @ 6th October 2023, 5:27 PM

Are they the couple who had a little kid? And they still decided to execute both its parents.

The Rosenbergs

Married couple executed for giving nuclear secrets to the Russians (Their family maintains it was bullshit)

Former President Of The USA gives nuclear secrets to some Australian businessman at his shitty golf motel

Not that much in it TBH

Especially as the Australian has gone on to share this highly classified info with at least 45 other randoms

Let's hope no of them are Korean, Iranian or Russian

But of course all his butt licker followers will say it's some Marxist plot , or that he was allowed to cos blah blah blaaaaaaaa and Hunter Biden took pics of his weiner so lock him up instead

Trump vilified for whales dying because of wind farms at sea.

Given the scale of the incursion into Israel I am beyond shocked that Mossad was caught so unawares.
I have been watching Twitter etc and there appears to be a lot of hostages taken into Gaza god alone knows how the IDF will go about rescuing them.
This is going to escalate to the point that the Israelis might use the alleged Iranian involvement to have a crack at Irans nuclear capability.
This may be Israel's 9 / 11 and I suspect that they will reap retribution on a massive scale.

This world is going to hell in a f**king handcart

It's all kicking off in Kosovo and Serbia too

Plus we lost at home to friggin Carlisle today

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The crowd at Labour conference today looks like Old Trafford

Last week looked like Gresty Road by comparison

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Quote: lofthouse @ 8th October 2023, 11:55 AM

The crowd at Labour conference today looks like Old Trafford

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Load of Manure, you mean

France is under attack...

From bed bugs!!?!

Zut alors! 🧐

Pffffffffft!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

"Boris Johnson's ex-wife Marina Wheeler KC has been appointed as Labour's adviser on protecting women against workplace harassment."

It wouldn't surprise me if Boris crossed the floor once Labour gets in.
"Power is given only to those who dare to lower themselves ..."

Quote: Firkin @ 8th October 2023, 9:46 PM

It wouldn't surprise me if Boris crossed the floor once Labour gets in.

Didn't I always say that Johnson was a left of centre politician masquerading as a Conservative?

Quote: Billy Bunter @ 4th October 2021, 10:48 AM

The problem is that there is already a party with a centre-left position. And they are currently in power.

There's a leaked sound recording of Mr Starmer bollocking someone at the conference.
'I literally told you for f**ks sake. ' just shut your f**king mouth. 'have you got it? (silence) the f**king tablet. 'f**king idiot.

Quote: lofthouse @ 8th October 2023, 7:59 PM

Pffffffffft!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

"Boris Johnson's ex-wife Marina Wheeler KC has been appointed as Labour's adviser on protecting women against workplace harassment."

First of all, of course, they will have to agree on what a woman is.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 9th October 2023, 8:39 AM

There's a leaked sound recording of Mr Starmer bollocking someone at the conference.
'I literally told you for f**ks sake. ' just shut your f**king mouth. 'have you got it? (silence) the f**king tablet. 'f**king idiot.

A fake, I'm afraid.

Bollocks. And the expected answer.

Even Tories are saying it's fake.
But you believe what you want to believe.

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