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Quote: Lazzard @ 4th October 2023, 2:08 PM

It was - now arrested for conspiring to commit criminal damage to ULEZ cameras.

OMG help me, help me!!!

I think I'm overdosing on schadenfreude

😆🤣😆

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 4th October 2023, 11:24 AM

They won't say why they are there.

Oh oh, could it be because he's a stupid, feckless dipshit ??

He needs to take a leaf out of the Jackals book and act more covertly. That Tweet he sent is as clear as day on the insurrection front . How do you get so angry ? Him and the Lineham lad have gone around the twist over stuff that they should be able to ignore if they can't accept it.

* Awaits the now inevitable "they'll be coming after you too" tweet *

Nope

Because I'm not a criminal or a vandal or a stupid bastard

The type of stupid bastard that tweets on social media about his involvement in criminal behaviour so everyone on planet Earth knows

😜🤪😜

A search warrant and 6 coppers?
What are they looking for in his sideboard drawers and down the back of his couch?

it's ok though if you don't like him.

Don't ask for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for thee.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 4th October 2023, 3:07 PM

What are they looking for in his sideboard drawers and down the back of his couch?.

His brains? 🧠

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Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ 4th October 2023, 2:54 PM

He needs to take a leaf out of the Jackals book and act more covertly. That Tweet he sent is as clear as day on the insurrection front . How do you get so angry ? Him and the Lineham lad have gone around the twist over stuff that they should be able to ignore if they can't accept it.

Trouble is, you went a bit doo-lally in the old days and your family and friends stepped in to help.
These days you go on Twitter and thousands of people just encourage you and egg you on.
And those people are *not* your friends.

Stephen you have to see that this man posted a Tweet inciting people to break the law. The Tweet will have been enough for a magistrate to issue a Search Warrant. The key word being 'Search' so they look behind things and under things etc. Its how the catch people.
You see it on Police shows all the time, an unemployed man with too much time on his hands and anger issues who has access to social media , I wouldn't be surprised if they found a few pot plants and the standard Samurai sword as well.

MWAHAHAHAAAA! 🚨🚔🚔

Prime Minister Rishi Sunak has been reported to police in Scotland over comments made about former first minister Nicola Sturgeon in his Tory conference speech.

Mr Sunak sought to make fun of the former SNP leader after she was arrested and questioned as part of Police Scotland's investigation into her party's finances - dubbed Operation Branchform.

Ms Sturgeon was released without charge following her arrest back in June.

Now Chris McEleny, the general secretary of the rival pro-independence Alba Party, has reported Mr Sunak to the force for contempt of court allegations, as the PM's comments come amid a live police investigation.

Quote: Lazzard @ 2nd October 2023, 2:26 PM

Manchester leg of HS2 to be scrapped.
To be announced by Rishi Sunak, whilst actually in Manchester.
Classy.

Interesting tweets from Jeremy Hunt in 2019/ 2020....

"@Jeremy_Hunt
20 May 2019
HS2 is absolutely vital. Totally agree w @andy4wm. Post Brexit we must be AMBITIOUS for our country and hungry for our economy. What signal would it send if we cancelled our highest profile infrastructure project and weakened our commitment to share prosperity around the country?"

"No HS2 = no ambition for our country just when the whole world is looking at us. Now is a time to be AMBITIOUS! #GreatDecision
Feb 11, 2020 · 3:53 PM UTC"

Lmfao 🤣🤣🤣🤪🤡🤡

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PKkx8LCCCNY&pp=ygUgcGVubnkgbW9yZGF1bnQgY29uZmVyZW5jZSBzcGVlY2g%3D

Sit down and shut up more like

If you really need to get to that Lunnon 20 minutes quicker (do you? really?) then get up a bit earlier. Home to St Pancras would take me longer on HS2 than the current service because I'd have to drag halfway to Nottingham to get on the damn thing.

England is now "the most difficult place to find a home in the developed world", housebuilders have claimed in a snapshot of the housing crisis that also found a greater proportion of people in England live in substandard properties than the European Union average.

The Home Builders Federation (HBF), an industry group representing companies that build for private sale, found that England has the lowest percentage of vacant homes per capita in the Organisation for Economic Co-operation and Development (OECD), a group of 38 nations, including most of the EU the US, Japan and Australia.

♪There'll always be an England♪ ♫

Fancy completely hating your own country.

No actually I hate the incompetent imbeciles that have made a total mess of just about every aspect of our society

Doesn't seem to bother you in the slightest

Fancy that....

Quote: lofthouse @ 5th October 2023, 10:35 AM

The Home Builders Federation (HBF), an industry group representing companies that build for private sale, found that England has the lowest percentage of vacant homes per capita in the Organisation for Economic Co-operation and Development/

Maybe it's the Councils snapping them all up for the wet socks brigade ;)

No.
It's because we don't build any.

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