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Quote: lofthouse @ 20th September 2023, 11:12 PM

I never thought in a million years they could elect anyone as horrendous as Boris - but you've got to hand it to them

You wait until Starmer gets in with his lies and U-turns.

Mind you, if Sunak keeps coming up with sensible & popular policies like pushing back "net-zero" policies and abandoning HS2, there's a chance Starmer won't get in after all. I'd love to see the faces of some of the people on here when that happens!

You mean, HIS lies and u-turns ?! (Net zero, HS2)

He even announces u-turns on policies that don't even exist ffs!

Quote: Chris Hallam @ 24th September 2023, 9:44 AM

You misunderstand.
The ten hottest recorded temperatures over the last 173 years have all been since 2010.
Lots of evidence temperatures have risen dramatically in recent decades compared to the previous 2000 years too.

I don't misunderstand at all. You clearly cited the fact that the hottest temperatures over the past 173 have all been since 2010 as evidence of "climate change" (presumably human-induced). And now you've extended it to "recent decades". Neither "13 years" nor "recent decades" is anywhere near long-term enough to cite as evidence of permanent climate change.

As I explained previously:

Quote: Billy Bunter @ 17th July 2023, 9:24 AM

The thing is we've always had climate change. That's why, in the past, there have been ice ages. And then there weren't. At the moment there isn't. At some time in the distant future there probably will be. Again.

If you look at a graph of global mean temperatures over the past 500,000 years, you will see that the mean temperature has dropped, risen and then dropped back again periodically, rising and falling on virtually identical gradients each time. At the moment we're on another upward gradient.

Quote: lofthouse @ 25th September 2023, 11:28 AM

You mean, HIS lies and u-turns ?! (Net zero, HS2)

He even announces u-turns on policies that don't even exist ffs!

No, I think that was you - you're getting confused between reality and fantasy again!

Quote: lofthouse @ 22nd September 2023, 2:00 PM

Hero Rishi has announced more rowing back measures today:

Wind farms to be installed in every bedroom - scrapped

Everyone to become vegan by 2030 - scrapped

Licences for budgerigars- scrapped

Everyone to drive on the opposite side of the road like the French- scrapped

Guide dogs to wear roller skates - scrapped

All scrapped

All hail Lord Sunak , hero of the great British people

Quote: Billy Bunter @ 25th September 2023, 12:04 PM

No, I think that was you - you're getting confused between reality and fantasy again!

7 bins per household?

Meat tax ?

Compulsory car sharing?

Quote: Lazzard @ 25th September 2023, 10:18 AM

Hear that sound?
It's the sound of very rich people laughing at how they've convinced very poor people to give them their money.

Sunaks own children would stand to benefit to the tune of around £300 million extra

Quote: lofthouse @ 25th September 2023, 12:55 PM

Sunaks own children would stand to benefit to the tune of around £300 million extra

Quelle suprise.

That'll cushion the blow a little for them when they read about how their father doesn't give two shits for the environment and is more bothered about clinging to power at all costs

Quote: Billy Bunter @ 25th September 2023, 11:40 AM

I don't misunderstand at all. You clearly cited the fact that the hottest temperatures over the past 173 have all been since 2010 as evidence of "climate change" (presumably human-induced). And now you've extended it to "recent decades". Neither "13 years" nor "recent decades" is anywhere near long-term enough to cite as evidence of permanent climate change.

As I explained previously:

I think you and quite a few others are in serious denial over this issue.

Quote: Billy Bunter @ 25th September 2023, 11:20 AM

You wait until Starmer gets in with his lies and U-turns.

Mind you, if Sunak keeps coming up with sensible & popular policies like pushing back "net-zero" policies and abandoning HS2, there's a chance Starmer won't get in after all. I'd love to see the faces of some of the people on here when that happens!

The Tories may actually still win. I wouldn't be too surprised at all if they did. They are truly awful and have an appalling record. They certainly don't deserve to win. Labour are in much better shape and would make a far better government. But the press are overwhelmingly pro-Tory.and lots of people are scared of change. It wouldn't be the first time such a thing has happened.

Yep thank f**k that despicable turd Robert Murdoch has decided to piss off

He has spent decades meddling in British politics with his shitty right wing toilet roll

That and hacking people's phones

You'll not watch Sky TV then.

Nope

Freeview is good enough for me

I've never given 1 penny of my money to that tosser

But millions upon millions have - they enjoy his products.

Quote: Chris Hallam @ 25th September 2023, 4:42 PM

I think you and quite a few others are in serious denial over this issue.

That's very perceptive!

Of course I "and quite a few others" could say the same thing about yourself.

Quote: lofthouse @ 25th September 2023, 6:01 PM

Nope

Freeview is good enough for me

I've never given 1 penny of my money to that tosser

But you do support them by watching Sky News though?

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