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I read the news today oh boy! Page 2,660

Banning the placing of cheese based products on cream crackers by 2058 - scrapped

Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ 22nd September 2023, 8:24 AM

So this is just another case of sour grapes revenge meddling to try to show us they still have power over us.

Who? UNESCO?
You do know we are a member state?
You mustn't let your xenophobia cloud your judgment, Alf.
They're not part of the the dreaded EU - they are a global organisation dedicated to preserving World Heritage sites.
They can't stop us building roads. The EU couldn't stop us building roads(on the contrary they helped fund them).
It's bordering on paranoia.

Well done to the cartoonist of Britain!
What a very British response to the very un-British cruelty shown by this government to refugee children.
A cartoon colouring-in book showing all the the things that are great about this country, to be distributed to the kids.

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/londoners-diary/cartoonists-defy-government-drawing-book-refugee-children-b1108541.html

If you love the idea and want contribute a couple of quid, you can go here:

https://act.38degrees.org.uk/act/democracy-colouring-book?utm_source=email&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=blast2023-09-02&donation_amount=3.00

If it leaves you seething with rage, I'm sure GBNews will be doing a phone in.

Cruelty to refugee kids?
I see thousands of lone men - not so much kids.

Colouring books for child refugees- SCRAPPED

Rishi! Rishi! Rishi!!

Woooo!

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 23rd September 2023, 10:48 AM

Cruelty to refugee kids?
I see thousands of lone men - not so much kids.

8,700 children in 2022.
You might want to give your binoculars a clean, SG.
Either that or find an alternate source of news.

Fine upstanding young refugee families turning up each day.

Either that or find an alternate source of news.

Or you find an alternate optician

8,700 is a number.
Not an opinion.

Here's a number

22%

The number of Britons that trust Sunak on climate issues , polled after his u-turn

Climate issues? My browser shows me the weather (in Northampton for some reason) and at 5am this morning it was 9 deg C. and "Current temp near the record low for 23rd September"

My central heating nearly chimed in this morning too :(

Quote: fasty @ 23rd September 2023, 2:37 PM

Climate issues? My browser shows me the weather (in Northampton for some reason) and at 5am this morning it was 9 deg C. and "Current temp near the record low for 23rd September"

My central heating nearly chimed in this morning too :(

With all due respect, what does this have to do with anything?

With absolutely no respect whatsoever, what the ARSE are you blithering on about ???!

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Quote: lofthouse @ 23rd September 2023, 1:32 PM

The number of Britons that trust Sunak on climate issues

You started it :)

Regularly on the News we hear "Hottest day/week/month since records began".

When did records begin? How soon after weather began? How accurate were the first measuring devices?

The news channels scour the earth for floods, fires and drought.
They have never happened before.

And if you're not scared of the weather or ULEZ, now Covid's on it's way back.

I say 'back' ;)

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