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Quote: Firkin @ 4th September 2023, 4:08 PM

Oh come on Mike, you've got to give Cocker credit for blowing wind at Jacko on the cross at least ?

Yeah, he did ONE cool thing, but his ''''''''''music''''''''''' is still shit.

Ain't FB awesome? Yesterday I spent ages blocking all these pages bombarding my feed with misogynistic, soft-porn images of women who are 90 per cent arse, and what do I find today? A bunch of ALTERNATIVE pages bombarding my feed with misogynistic, soft-porn images of women who are 90 per cent arse. Good work.

I deactivated facebook a few years ago and don't miss it in the slightest. The adverts and overall sneakyness was the reason and it was only going to get worse.

Yeah. What a f**king waste of time. But I need it for shows.

Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 22nd September 2023, 4:19 PM

Yeah. What a f**king waste of time. But I need it for shows.

That sounds like a depraved hobby. Showing your genitals to unsuspecting fat, old women with massive arses who have just joined facebook. I'm oldskool and still use Friends Reunited which doesn't exist anymore so it's no longer possible to log in but the bonus is no annoying adverts or meme virals so it's a good balance.

It's all total and utter f**king shit. The only thing I use it for now is Open Mic opps.
Re Facebook: A fascinating debate has arisen regarding the presentation of female nudity and sexuality in the mass media. Is it misogynistic or is this the new feminism? Some argue it degrades women by debasing the individual's complexity into soulless flesh that conforms to and indeed confirms the male-dominated stereotype, whilst others posit the contrary, insisting that women are finally reclaiming control of their bodies in a form of self-empowerment that may act as a trope for emancipation. There is, however, a third viewpoint, to which I subscribe, which states, Who the f**k gives a f**king f**k either f**king way, you f**king boring, bored, beyond f**king pretentious f**king f**ker, there are kids starving in f**king India and a f**king war going on for f**king f**k's sake, just f**king shut the f**king f**k up.

Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 22nd September 2023, 5:04 PM

It's all total and utter f**king shit. The only thing I use it for now is Open Mic opps.
Re Facebook: A fascinating debate has arisen regarding the presentation of female nudity and sexuality in the mass media. Is it misogynistic or is this the new feminism? Some argue it degrades women by debasing the individual's complexity into soulless flesh that conforms to and indeed confirms the male-dominated stereotype, whilst others posit the contrary, insisting that women are finally reclaiming control of their bodies in a form of self-empowerment that may act as a trope for emancipation. There is, however, a third viewpoint, to which I subscribe, which states, Who the f**k gives a f**king f**k either f**king way, you f**king boring, bored, beyond f**king pretentious f**king f**ker, there are kids starving in f**king India and a f**king war going on for f**king f**k's sake, just f**king shut the f**king f**k up.

Thanks Michael

Now it's over to Tom for the weather

Tom and Geri.

The only positive is it means you can now have a wank and not feel guilty afterwards.

I don't give a f**k how much f**king wood a f**king woodchuck would f**king chuck. It's a f**king woodchuck for f**k's sake. Give it some wood and it'd f**king eat it, not gonna f**king chuck it around, is it? How many lithe-fingered f**king woodchucks've you seen? F**king stupid question.

I can't stand the Verisure adverts they might as well have 'NO RIFF-RAFF' on the screen.

Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 23rd September 2023, 12:39 PM

I don't give a f**k how much f**king wood a f**king woodchuck would f**king chuck. It's a f**king woodchuck for f**k's sake. Give it some wood and it'd f**king eat it, not gonna f**king chuck it around, is it? How many lithe-fingered f**king woodchucks've you seen? F**king stupid question.

That's £38.50 in the swear jar

You foul mouthed c*nt

I've been asked to take all the swearing out of my act... Good night.

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People who use trendy abbreviations. I guess we just don't C I 2 I.

Yet another popstress poses nude out here - Elodie this time - and yet again I don't give a f**k. Wow, a woman using sex to sell!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What WILL they think of next? Plus if I'm on Facebook, I'm one click away from downloading proper porn with my free hand, right? So take my advice lads, knock one out over the real thing in the morning and then you're good for the day. And don't feed me that new feminist bollocks about women reasserting control of their bodies. This is pure tack.

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