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The Jocks did not like it up em.

Booing the National Anthem and then singing one of their own made-up ones.

Not one shot on target. Maguire had to score an OG for them.

Then quietly deserting the stadium with 10/15 minutes to go.

It's hard not to laugh.

Sore losers, but the biggest mystery of all is WHY, FFS do we have to suffer the Scottish football results on Final Score Saturday, when they couldn't give a flying f**k about the English teams results.

And if you look at the Scottish games - the lower leagues often have less than 200 spectators. (counting the dogs and tea lady)

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 13th September 2023, 8:31 AM

Sore losers, but the biggest mystery of all is WHY, FFS do we have to suffer the Scottish football results on Final Score Saturday, when they couldn't give a flying f**k about the English teams results.

Oh no, I can't have that. Some of my best investments over the years have come from Scottish games. Annan Athletic, Edinburgh City, Peterhead, Stenhousemuir...

Also, when the prima donnas of the top divisions are off to play in their internationals and then complain about there being too much football, the likes of the Scottish Leagues one & two are only too happy to carry on regardless. Even the third flight in England was non-existent last weekend because of international games for goodness sake. It would have been a pretty desolate Soccer Saturday without the National League and the Scots.

Hoots! Och aye, mon..............

I have to say that I was very impressed by Jude Bellingham's TV interview. He seemed very level head and - for a footballer - reasonably intelligent.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 13th September 2023, 8:31 AM

but the biggest mystery of all is WHY, FFS do we have to suffer the Scottish football results on Final Score Saturday, when they couldn't give a flying f**k about the English teams results.

Montrose should beat Edinburgh City by at least two goals tomorrow. Or my name's not Billy Bunter.

Quote: Billy Bunter @ 15th September 2023, 9:15 PM

Montrose should beat Edinburgh City by at least two goals tomorrow. Or my name's not Billy Bunter.

Can't wait to hear the result 😴

Man Utd 1 Brighton 3

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Quote: Billy Bunter @ 15th September 2023, 9:15 PM

Montrose should beat Edinburgh City by at least two goals tomorrow. Or my name's not Billy Bunter.

So my name is Billy Bunter after all.

And Sutton United at last are the strongest team in the league

Also perv Barry Bennell has died in prison.

No RIP for him. More like DRIP. Don't Rest in Peace.

Looks like U.K. will get Euro 2028

(The proper one, not the girly one 😋🤣)

I'm glad I don't pay to watch Cheltenham Town

11 league games played- ZERO goals scored

Kevin Keegan has said he doesn't like listening to women football commentators on the men's games.
He did say contrary to the headlines - that there are some outstanding female commentators but they shouldn't say what they would have done in certain situations because it's a different game.

Of course, there is now a pile on. The misogynistic bastard.

I hope he doesn't listen to BT sports women commentators (now called TNT sports)
There's one that says the most banal and often stupid things during the game.

like ' If you don't score goals, you can't win the match.
And ' If the shot is not on target, it's not going in. (deflections?)

As someone said it's his opinion. Everyone should be entitled to one.

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