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I went out with a zookeeper but she stunk of animal feces

Wording should be more like "I dated a guy from the zoo,"

Turns out to be a gorilla.

Quote: Chappers @ 22nd August 2023, 3:13 PM

Wording should be more like "I dated a guy from the zoo,"

Turns out to be a gorilla.

And with that, you've dated yourself - I shouldn't think many on here will remember Guy the gorilla

Wagner leader dies in plane "crash"

Oh well, one less murderous c*nt in the world

Odd though , as Putin's enemies usually accidentally fall out of 4th storey windows

Good job we send India millions of pounds a year in aid so that they can land a rocket on the moon.

Putin is like a James Bond villain.
So, Mr Prigozhin, you want to try the f**k with me.
Fly across Moscow - I dare you.

His crazy mercenaries might have something to say about it.

Quote: Chappers @ 23rd August 2023, 8:38 PM

Good job we send India millions of pounds a year in aid so that they can land a rocket on the moon.

I know

After Bojo/the lettuce/rishi and the Brexit disaster, we are now more of a third world country than they are

They should be giving us money instead

Bojo and Brexit in and Indian space topic. Impressive.

Today , Donald Trump, the quadrice-indicted twice-impeached popular-vote-losing insurrection-leading judge-threatening lawyer-ignoring witness-tampering game-show-hosting serial-sexual-predating draft-dodging casino-bankrupting daughter-perving hush-money-paying real-estate-scamming ketchup-hurling justice-obstructing classified-war-plan-thieving weather-map-defacing paper-towel-flinging tax-cheating evidence-destroying charity-defrauding money-laundering fluorescent tangerine jackass will surrender himself to authorities to have his mug shot taken

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And today, Joe Biden, the bribe-taking crackhead-fathering grandchild-denying serial-lying hair-sniffing unwanted-touching speech-plagiarizing poor-polling mentally-incompetent stair-tripping bike-crashing money-wasting lawfare-waging FBI-abusing press-avoiding embarrassment is still hoping that Americans will focus on Donald Trump and not the pathetic economy, his even more-pathetic presidency, and the fact that he and his son were involved in a criminal enterprise that has taken millions of illegal dollars from foreign interests.

Quote: DaButt @ 24th August 2023, 5:53 PM

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And today, Joe Biden, the bribe-taking crackhead-fathering grandchild-denying serial-lying hair-sniffing unwanted-touching speech-plagiarizing poor-polling mentally-incompetent stair-tripping bike-crashing money-wasting lawfare-waging FBI-abusing press-avoiding embarrassment is still hoping that Americans will focus on Donald Trump and not the pathetic economy, his even more-pathetic presidency, and the fact that he and his son were involved in a criminal enterprise that has taken millions of illegal dollars from foreign interests.

The US economy is actually pretty strong currently. Growing fast.
Would be an odd time to swap the incumbent for someone whose own presidency was a complete disaster and is probably about to go to prison.

The republicans' 'Biden sniffs people' obsession is so odd. Post a pic of a man hugging anyone and you can gleefully shout 'He's sniffing her! Look!' (And they invariably do.)

It's telling that the worst dirt Republicans can dig up is Biden hugs people. Build a wall !

Yes and "he has skinny legs"

Anyway Trump is now showing off his mug shot online like it's a badge of honour and pride. Plus selling t-shirts with it on so he can grift yet more cash from his dipshit cretinous fanatics

And you know he spent hours in front of a mirror rehearsing that pouting gormless expression

Pathetic excuse for a human being

What do you not choose to see in Biden?
He's creepily touchy-feely, He's doddery and obviously going senile.
At 80, his cognitive state is not going to improve and it's well past time he stepped down.

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