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Quote: Billy Bunter @ 12th August 2023, 9:15 AM

Per the rules:

If a Head-to-Head league has an odd number of teams then an average team will join the league to ensure each team has a fixture every Gameweek. This team will always score the Gameweek average.

Ah, thanks! I hadn't looked into it yet, did think it was odd I was facing some phantom team!

Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ 11th August 2023, 8:22 AM

And with Herc on one of his sabbaticals it's going to struggle to get off the ground this season. .

Is it just just a strop about Aaron editing his quiz?
He's ok and in good health otherwise hopefully

And if I was Godot I'd be very pissed off that Gabriel was brought one for 4 minutes
But I'm not so I'm just mildly irked

I think it might be but I haven't enquired. I don't think he'll be sending his biography to Aaron for editing. I think he's otherwise okay because he's in the breaka...er extra fun league, with your good self. I'm back to my usual dismal start, just to please you. Normality reigns.

Very good score for Steve in Super 6, 13 points.

Well played.

Is that me?
Am I still in the league?

Ah yes I see
Annoying thing is I was tempted to go 1 -1 on Chelsea Liverpool but all the nil nils they've had recently was too alluring

I've started as I mean to go on. 3 no-shows.

Mings was on my bench and not my first team, but his injury means he's transfer number 1. Was only 4.5 so not much wriggle room - have swapped him out for Chelsea's Gusto.

I had 2 no-shows myself - Tierney and Stones.

Well that's the end of game week 1
My fans are singing "yes we have A Onana we have A Onana today"

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 14th August 2023, 10:03 PM

Well that's the end of game week 1
My fans are singing "yes we have A Onana we have A Onana today"

Onana owners - Onanists? - were unbelievably lucky to get 9 points out of that game.

On the strength of that performance I'm going to say United will struggle this season and will get murdered by any side with better finishing than Wolves. Onana needs to spend less time at the barbers and more time in the nets.

Quote: ContainsNuts @ 11th August 2023, 5:36 PM

Good luck to everyone this season. Let's remember to all act in accordance to the spirit of the game ie. Corruption, bullying, sports washing, politically motivated and hate. ❤️

🤣

Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ 11th August 2023, 5:54 PM

In the absence of common sense on the issue, and fearing for the future of the league itself, I'm afraid there's only one course open for me, to start a breakaway league which includes Don.

This makes about as much sense as your post about how all footballers have become 'teetotal, pasta-eating social workers'. Creating a breakaway league to 'save the league' is like putting up a statue of Hitler to make Jews feel welcome.

The year before I came back this thread was 12 pages long. https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/35192/12/

The year I took over as admin - nearly a hundred. We had 15 players and I even managed to get Dan Uproar and Turmoil himself to post by contacting him through LinkedIn. People moaned about the posting rule but they did it and we all had a laugh.

Why wreck that? You say it's not a political manoeuvre and you're happy with the Clique but then you say you're going to hand over the admin of your breakaway league on a 'rolling season basis'. In other words we're going to have a breakaway league every year courtesy of you. Why not have a league each? - then we can all win.

And I'm disappointed with Steve (Sunshine). I've long known that he would give his Sunday lunch to a tramp if he thought it would annoy me, but why encourage this childishness, Steve? Just because I said you had no knowledge of football and were a moral vacuum? Come on!

Anyway, I'm not going to fuel this idiocy. I'm not going to sit by and watch you post super six talk here when it's got its own thread and generally make everything shit like children smashing up the toys their parents have worked all year to buy.

If you delete your breakaway league I'll pretend it never existed. If you don't delete it and carry on running a parallel league then I'm going. That's it. I'm just going to leave you all to it. You can enjoy rolling around in your own chaos.

Apologies to Fiori, who I personally asked to post more often.

Quote: Godot Taxis @ 16th August 2023, 9:42 PM

Creating a breakaway league to 'save the league' is like putting up a statue of Hitler to make Jews feel welcome.

I'd do that as well. 🙂

Only Don's posting about the Super 6 on this thread, and why do you think that is? If you hadn't taken your rivalry with him too far and overused your position to play personal politics instead of keeping it all at a matey banter level then he wouldn't be doing it.

And I wasn't being serious when I said put your hand up for next year, it was a jokey bantery suggestion that you might've banned him for something else for next season and a Don-like wind up on his behalf. I pleaded his case to be let back in, thinking you'd consider it after what you said then felt stupid when you kept the door slammed shut, so I started another league in the name of fairmindedness to counter this bloodymindedness, but all done in good jest.

It's our own little bi league to give him some game time, and for me to gauge my puny efforts with. I couldn't see his scores last season, which didn't help in my hapless chase of Anton, and for several seasons here they've had very close battles right to the end, so knowing how he was doing then would have been useful to see if Anton was off his game or on it, as he had no other challengers than my little self at the top from about midwayish, after Ben and Radish fell away.

Like I said, I felt the league wasn't truly competitive without one of the two triple champs and the more consistent of the two. It was a giveaway title for Anton, good consistent player but doesn't post as much as Don still does, even though he's not allowed to play! How is that sporting and fair I ask? It doesn't impact on this league in any way, ofcourse Don's going to wind you up saying it's the official league, but it's footbally banter ffs, I thought that's why we were here.

It is why we are here. The jokes and nobbling are a big part of it.
No quarter given and no quarter taken.
It's probably why we have no 'softies' in the league

I'm only here for the drama. Keep it going.

Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ 16th August 2023, 10:20 PM

Only Don's posting about the Super 6 on this thread, and why do you think that is? If you hadn't taken your rivalry with him too far and overused your position to play personal politics instead of keeping it all at a matey banter level then he wouldn't be doing it.

Don deleted himself from the Clique last season. I didn't boot him, he deleted himself. He created this situation. If he'd stuck with his Clique team instead of trying to gain an advantage he would have been in the Clique last season and this season. I didn't 'play politics' or 'overuse' anything. He did. He tried to get an advantage over everyone by having a couple of teams to choose from. So direct your anger at him.

As for 'my rivalry' with him - I could have easily deleted him from the clique the season he won and I came second. Instead I made him two manager of the month pics. I've always tried to be fair.

Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ 16th August 2023, 10:20 PM

I couldn't see his scores last season, which didn't help in my hapless chase of Anton, and for several seasons here they've had very close battles right to the end, so knowing how he was doing then would have been useful to see if Anton was off his game or on it, as he had no other challengers than my little self at the top from about midwayish, after Ben and Radish fell away.

That's Don's fault not mine. He deleted himself to gain an advantage.

Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ 16th August 2023, 10:20 PM

Like I said, I felt the league wasn't truly competitive without one of the two triple champs and the more consistent of the two. It was a giveaway title for Anton, good consistent player but doesn't post as much as Don still does, even though he's not allowed to play! How is that sporting and fair I ask? It doesn't impact on this league in any way, ofcourse Don's going to wind you up saying it's the official league, but it's footbally banter ffs, I thought that's why we were here.

There's nothing sporting about starting the game with more than one team. It's actually the very definition of unsporting.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 17th August 2023, 7:55 AM

It is why we are here. The jokes and nobbling are a big part of it.
No quarter given and no quarter taken.
It's probably why we have no 'softies' in the league

You weren't very impressed with Don's behaviour last season. You called him a 'plank' and 'Don Iscariot'.

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