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I read the news today oh boy! Page 2,634

They are as good as nicked it was a blatant move to gain access to another site they owned. Even if it doesn't get proven that pub will be rebuilt to the exact spec in the exact place and at their expense as there is no way the insurance are going to foot the bill.

Someone burning the sausages at the local Harvester this morning.

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Seems Boris' environment minister had thousands of pounds of undeclared shares in Shell oil

Of course she's 'sorry' and it was a 'mistake'

Ffs it's no wonder these people didn't want a windfall tax on the energy companies

And no wonder Sunak is cosying up to them now

" A firm founded by Rishi Sunak's father-in-law signed a billion-dollar deal with BP two months before the prime minister opened hundreds of new licences for oil and gas extraction in the North Sea."

Now they're taking them off the barge again.
Legionnaires Disease detected.
Say what you like about them, but at least the Germans were efficient.

This is why I don't really fear the rise of a fascist state in the UK.
The Tories just don't have the organisational skills.

Legionnaires disease?

That will be Labour's fault I guess

Probably Foreign Legionnaires...

Typical of this woke softy government

A bit of legionnaires disease never did anyone any harm ffs

Tell them to wear masks and if they don't like it - f**k off back to France

Quote: Lazzard @ 11th August 2023, 2:52 PM

Now they're taking them off the barge again.
Legionnaires Disease detected.
Say what you like about them, but at least the Germans were efficient.

This is why I don't really fear the rise of a fascist state in the UK.
The Tories just don't have the organisational skills.

755 people arrived in boats yesterday- the highest total this year

So this barmy plan to deter people - is clearly a resounding success

Quote: lofthouse @ 11th August 2023, 3:17 PM

Legionnaires disease?

That will be Labour's fault I guess

The French as usual.

Legionnaires was discovered in America at a Legion convention .
The entire country is transfixed by 37 boat migrants meanwhile there are strikes in most public sectors and 4.2 million people using foodbanks and Shell shareholders running the environment not to mention the other the 180,000+ illegal immigrants 90% + of whom came here on scheduled flights.

It's almost as if they'e trying to distract us.

Some woman on GB News said "maybe one of the immigrants brought the bug onto the barge with them?"

This whole barge bollocks was just one big PR stunt - and they can't even do it without turning it into a total shambles

Anyway maybe Rishi should choose another 5 pledges, as the current ones are all going to shit

All parties are now in a very shallow puddle, A blind person could see that Johnson held his resignation back long enough to ensure that the students of Uxbridge Uni were on their summer break when the votes were needed and then Ulez alongside a strong Indian Hindu vote not noted for their backing of Pakistani Muslims.

Not even 700 votes and it changed both parties policy on the environment and saw Peer Starmer castigate a democratically elected mayor of his own party to appease the Mail et al.
Not to mention that this current government has the aura of a wholly corrupt African Military government and that our standing in the world is ebbing away daily. To give it it football analogy 'We are going from being the ref, to being the linesman and soon to be ball boy'

The topic title needs changing.
Maybe to 'We hate Tories and will nitpick every single day.
Or, Boris has long gone but we'll continue with the insults.

Oh, come off it, Steve.
The first chance you get to weigh in on Angela Rayner's minge or Labour Party membership or Beergate or Lefty Lawyers or Keir's expenses etc etc you're on it in a heartbeat.
I notice, though, that you never come out with a counter-argument, or a defence.
Just anger at people daring to even raise the subject.
The news is dominated by the actions of the Tory Party.
And not in a good way.
But that's their fault, not ours.

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