Quote: Billy Bunter @ 26th May 2023, 8:18 AMActually, come to think of it, just people.
The bastards!
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Android
It's bollocks
I have a brand new Samsung tablet and compared to IOS, it'd crud
Smiling Manchester United supporters
Quote: Chappers @ 3rd June 2023, 3:48 PMSmiling Manchester United supporters
Won't be any come 4:50 today
Hope not
Alex Ferguson - face like a slapped arse
Beautiful
Quote: lofthouse @ 3rd June 2023, 5:13 PMAlex Ferguson - face like a slapped arse
Beautiful
Lovely!
Who are the noisy neighbours now?
Nick Fury series on Disney plus only.
Asa World War 2 hero with his Howling Commandos and then in Korea I read the comics where he was in charge of SHIELD. I feel abandoned.
So get Disney Plus for a bit! Watch what you want then cancel.
When you get a new book and the type is bloody microscopically small
It's like they are skimping on ink ffs
Quote: lofthouse @ 24th June 2023, 12:12 PMWhen you get a new book and the type is bloody microscopically small
It's like they are skimping on ink ffs
Ah!
The joys of a Kindle.
My wife has the type so big it looks like an optician's wall-chart
😁
Nobody just does anything any more, it's always a 'journey'. Two days off with a bit of a sniffle - My Covid journey 
Logging in to Scottish Power recently they keep sending me an e-mail with a clickable link which then takes me straight back to their site where it says "continuing your journey". Feck off, I'm just checking my gas usage.
People who put on a false or neutral accent to appear more refined.
You are fooling no one especially when you slip up with words in your actual accent.
I am awoken each morning by the local radio station and just after 06:30 they turn to a presenter to give local news.
She's as false as they come, exaggerated croak, the lot. And she talks as if reading from a book but one beat too slow.
Today though she made me actually laugh out loud while still in bed. She was talking about families struggling to pay their bills.
During this painful to listen to report she said 'some children are having to go bhat (pronounced bhart, a Yorkshire slang word for 'without)
Gathered round the transistor radio in the dark in the early 70's listening to BBC local radio announcers who weren't local
Allestree: Locals say Allerstree, they say Alls-tree.
Idridgehay: pron Eye-drajay, heard it called Id-rig-ahay