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I read the news today oh boy! Page 2,583

Quote: Lazzard @ 26th May 2023, 8:37 AM

And our Universities attract an enormous amount of foreign students.
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And their families it seems - whatever, it has now got out of hand, and is effin' ridiculous

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 26th May 2023, 9:25 AM

And their families it seems - whatever, it has now got out of hand, and is effin' ridiculous

I think they're doing something about that.
No - I think it needs addressing.
It just has nothing to do with small boats

Quote: Lazzard @ 26th May 2023, 9:27 AM

It just has nothing to do with small boats

I never mentioned them, but now that you have raised the issue - I think...............

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 26th May 2023, 9:31 AM

I never mentioned them, but now that you have raised the issue - I think...............

I know you never mentioned them.
Others had.
The point is, we currently need the majority of those 600k.

What I don't understand is, who was picking all that fruit and veg before the foreign workers came over that farmers now seem so desperate for and why aren't those workers picking produce in their own country?

Quote: Lazzard @ 26th May 2023, 8:37 AM

Not really.
The vast majority of the 600k immigration figures are people on skilled work visas.

King Kong and Ukraine account for another 150k.

All these 200 foot tall monkeys coming over in boats has to stop

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Boris had a meeting with Trump in the US today apparently

Two razor sharp brains, two titans of the political arena putting the world to right

I bet it was more like two Gumbies

NAHHHH MY BRAIN HURTS UKRAINNNNNE UKRAAAAINEEEEE MY BRAIIIIIN HUURTSSSSSS

Pair of dipshits

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You are just nasty.
And obsessed.

Nah just still bemused that two absolute f**king imbeciles used to hold such important positions

Quote: lofthouse @ 26th May 2023, 6:09 PM

Nah just still bemused that two absolute f**king imbeciles used to hold such important positions

There's plenty'd have them back.
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Quote: Lazzard @ 26th May 2023, 8:37 AM

King Kong and Ukraine account for another 150k

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I know he's big but there was only one of him.

Quote: Chappers @ 26th May 2023, 6:23 PM

I know he's big but there was only one of him.

Only just spotted this.
And the thing is, I don't even have auto-correct switched on.
What a fool.

I'd like to see King Kong throw cruella Braverman off the top of the Empire State Building

Quote: Lazzard @ 26th May 2023, 6:29 PM

Only just spotted this.
And the thing is, I don't even have auto-correct switched on.
What a fool.

Could have been King Dong 😁

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 26th May 2023, 11:36 PM

Could have been King Dong 😁

Suella would probably welcome him with open..........arms.

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