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Nice to hear from you Teddy 👍

So Trump is found liable for defaming a woman and gets fined

End of?

No he just goes on telly and social to defame her again , and again

Is he completely f**king thick , as well as vile?

Makes our politicians look like monks

Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ 12th May 2023, 11:02 AM

European Song Contest ...
I've always seen the show as being mostly well enjoyed nonsense for Eurotrash luvvies ...
I hope it goes well as it will strengthen the positive image of the city as a tourist destination.

Given Liverpool's legacy for excellent comedy and music, who better for commercialising a joke of a competition ?
Good to see you're keeping upbeat about Merseybeat and other things Teddy.

All best with it Teddy. BBC accused of right wing bias ffs by Riviera Gigolo in squirm making little paddy he threw over Brexit on Newsnight. If there's just one thing Brexit's been good for it's getting nauseating control freaks like him in a permanent lather about it.

Especially when his PM lover was the one responsible for setting the conditions for Brexit being voted for, by letting our country become swamped with unskilled foreigners who pushed many Brits out of once good jobs, put almost everyone else's wages down, delivered the worse built housing and groundworks I've ever seen in England, made owning one a pipe dream for young Brits and wrecked our NHS.

He's ranting and raving still about the so called failure of Brexit, he's one of the c**ts that caused it, and made some of our high streets look more like Istanbul or Timbuktu because the rest of the world wanted what the EU immigrants were getting and over they came, illegally or not. A dire warning against electing Labour again.

*Has a think*
No.
I won't go there.

Poor loves.

Civil Service unions upset about being called names.

Priti Patel now sticking the boot into Rishi

No honour amongst cretins

I seriously wouldn't be surprised if they end up dragging Bojo back in as leader before next GE

And I seriously think they are stupid enough to think it would work

Labour back up to 27% ahead in one poll today

Fun fact, Priti Patel is 5ft 3 inches so shorter than Napoleon. Yet charged with bulling her staff. Boris saved her with his adorable quip 'Form a square around the prittster' so it must be illegal to pick on a short female minority. Rishi likes Gandi, so if he lets Boris back in I'm betting on him defecting to the LibDems.

I'm really pleased that the Lib Dems seem to be picking up again.

Yes

Odd how it only ever happens about a day before local council elections

Quote: Chappers @ 12th May 2023, 8:52 PM

I'm really pleased that the Lib Dems seem to be picking up again.

Yep.
I reckon between Lib Dems picking up ashamed Tories and the right-wing being split between various nutter parties, we're looking at a progressive alliance govt in '24.
About time.

Quote: Lazzard @ 12th May 2023, 10:32 PM

Yep.
I reckon between Lib Dems picking up ashamed Tories and the right-wing being split between various nutter parties, we're looking at a progressive alliance govt in '24.
About time.

Without that senile old git Cable.

Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ 12th May 2023, 5:58 PM

All best with it Teddy. BBC accused of right wing bias ffs by Riviera Gigolo in squirm making little paddy he threw over Brexit on Newsnight. If there's just one thing Brexit's been good for it's getting nauseating control freaks like him in a permanent lather about it.
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Who?...What? I think you forgot to put "I'm not ****** but.." at the start. Literally no idea who you are talking about here though. I'm from Britain though, not Planet UKIP.

Quote: Firkin @ 12th May 2023, 8:14 PM

Fun fact, Priti Patel is 5ft 3 inches so shorter than Napoleon. Yet charged with bulling her staff. Boris saved her with his adorable quip 'Form a square around the prittster' so it must be illegal to pick on a short female minority. Rishi likes Gandi, so if he lets Boris back in I'm betting on him defecting to the LibDems.

FACT Napoleon was the same height as Lawrence of Arabia. FACT

Must be a FACT now you've shouted it twice. I'm sold.

Quote: Chris Hallam @ 13th May 2023, 8:29 AM

Who?...What? I think you forgot to put "I'm not ****** but.." at the start. Literally no idea who you are talking about here though. I'm from Britain though, not Planet UKIP.

Campbell's penname when he was a writer for a soft porn magazine, before he started holidaying with Blair.

Quote: Lazzard @ 12th May 2023, 10:32 PM

Yep.
I reckon between Lib Dems picking up ashamed Tories and the right-wing being split between various nutter parties, we're looking at a progressive alliance govt in '24.
About time.

And what will they sell out on this time?

Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ 13th May 2023, 9:26 AM

Campbell's penname when he was a writer for a soft porn magazine, before he started holidaying with Blair.

And what will they sell out on this time?

It'll be interesting.
On PR and renewing ties with the EU, they're very much in step with the Labour membership.
Less so with Starmer who is having to do his best not to frighten the pre-election horses.
There's more common ground between the parties - and I think they won't want to repeat the mistakes of the Tory pact.
Ed Davey's not the arrogant prick that Clegg is/was.
But for me, the main thing is that the direction of travel will be more encouraging and a lot less cruel.

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