Quote: roscoff @ March 25, 2008, 2:15 PMThere's no haitch in aitch. Like there's no money in my bank account as I just found out.
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Quote: roscoff @ March 25, 2008, 2:15 PMThere's no haitch in aitch. Like there's no money in my bank account as I just found out.
Maybe you should sell something.
Quote: David Chapman @ March 25, 2008, 2:01 PMThe first one here that I actually laughed at - proving that basically they are all bum jokes.
Er, you must have missed my 'Swiss army knife' joke?
Quote: Seefacts @ March 25, 2008, 2:42 PMEr, you must have missed my 'Swiss army knife' joke?
No I didn't!
I raped, murdered, and ate my victim but not in that order.
You can take a horse to water, but you can't climb a ladder with a bell in each hand.
I made her a drink. Took me ages to fit all the bits in the blender.
My girlfriend told me please my self. So I f**ked her dog, and shat in her handbag. That pleased me alot.
My acting career was so awful. I was in the pornographic version of Loving Walter.
If you have an infinite number of monkeys, with an infinite number of type writer, and infinite time. You won't get the complete Works of Shakespeare. More likely the ebola virus, and covered in shit.
One in the hand is worth 2 in Kate bush, and 6 in George Bush.
Have I been elected yet?
Quote: sootyj @ March 25, 2008, 3:20 PMI raped, murdered, and ate my victim but not in that order.
You can take a horse to water, but you can't climb a ladder with a bell in each hand.
I made her a drink. Took me ages to fit all the bits in the blender.
My girlfriend told me please my self. So I f**ked her dog, and shat in her handbag. That pleased me alot.
My acting career was so awful. I was in the pornographic version of Loving Walter.
If you have an infinite number of monkeys, with an infinite number of type writer, and infinite time. You won't get the complete Works of Shakespeare. More likely the ebola virus, and covered in shit.
One in the hand is worth 2 in Kate bush, and 6 in George Bush.
Have I been elected yet?
Awful! Ban him!
Awful, unfunny?
Quote: sootyj @ March 25, 2008, 3:20 PMI raped, murdered, and ate my victim but not in that order.
You can take a horse to water, but you can't climb a ladder with a bell in each hand.
My girlfriend told me please my self. So I f**ked her dog, and shat in her handbag. That pleased me alot.
If you have an infinite number of monkeys, with an infinite number of type writer, and infinite time. You won't get the complete Works of Shakespeare. More likely the ebola virus, and covered in shit.
Have I been elected yet?
Quote: sootyj @ March 25, 2008, 3:20 PMI made her a drink. Took me ages to fit all the bits in the blender.
My acting career was so awful. I was in the pornographic version of Loving Walter.
One in the hand is worth 2 in Kate bush, and 6 in George Bush.
Have I been elected yet?
Eh?????????????
I'm going to see the terracotta army?
I wouldn't go near them.
Why?
They hate our way of life and are jealous of our freedoms.