British Comedy Guide

Silly Signs Page 6

And they wonder why kids can't spell

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Bugger, and there's me come all the way here with my skis and speedos

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Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 15th April 2023, 6:01 AM

And they wonder why kids can't spell

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😁And that's somewhere in GB too by the looks of it. Possibly done as a joke, although I doubt it, the cost to the contractor of redoing it. Romanian road gang?

Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ 16th April 2023, 9:41 AM

😁And that's somewhere in GB too by the looks of it. Possibly done as a joke, although I doubt it, the cost to the contractor of redoing it. Romanian road gang?

It's new, as you can just see the chalk guidelines

But that is not unusual - I remember many, many, many years ago (before you were born 😁) on the "That's Life" programme they showed a warning road sign painted on the tarmac that said "SOLW", and I remember, when I had a photographic shop, doing a sign for the window, which when I had finished said "BINCOLUARS" - it's odd, but when you concentrate on something too much any thought of the spelling goes out of the window, and no, I am not dyslexic. 😎

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 7th April 2023, 9:36 AM

As it's Easter - bloody smart chickens!

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😁 Just feed them chocolate buttons.

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 15th April 2023, 6:01 AM
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The pic doesn't show much of the building or grounds but I think it's the Sean Connery Academy in Edinburgh.

"Are you sure they are labelled correctumly?"

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As new, used only once.

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I often walk through a cemetery with my dog to reach some fields.
T'other day there had been a burial and a beautiful marble headstone erected with gold inlay writing, so I had a read.
It said something like 'In loving memory of Msr Mary Smith..... Could Msr mean something else or is it a right bollock dropped?

'Ere, will you take an albatross and a couple of gannets, I got in the back of me van?"

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Could you tell me where the nearest Coop is?

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Dad, are we there yet?

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Now there's a welcoming sign..................

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Gritty pudding?

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Bargain!

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