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Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA): "Trump is joining some of the most incredible people in history being arrested today. Nelson Mandela was arrested, served time in prison. Jesus! Jesus was arrested and murdered."

Stupid
F**king
Bitch

Trump just pleaded not guilty

Quite surprising

I thought he would plead insanity

His sons, the perpetual weirdos they are, have been posting pictures of the judge's daughter on social media.

Yep they are total freaks

If I learnt that my dad had been screwing a porno actress behind my mums back id never talk to him ever again

But hey, it's not their fault - if you were brought up by massive dickhead like Donald, you are bound to turn out bonkers

Quote: lofthouse @ 5th April 2023, 10:48 AM

If I learnt that my dad had been screwing a porno actress behind my mums back id never talk to him ever again

Their mother and Trump divorced in 1990, almost two decades before the event in question.

Why - cos he was cheating on her?!

😋

One of his nutcase supporters went on the news afterwards to discuss the days events :

CBS anchor Lesley Stahl was shocked to hear that Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene stands firmly behind her frequent claim that Democrats are "pedophiles." On "60 Minutes," Stahl pressed Greene on her use of the slur, and the Georgia Republican defiantly responded that it's the truth: "They support grooming children."

Okay..... 🧐

Assuming she's not zapped by that big Jewish space lazer, Marjorie Taylor-Geene is almost certainly a future US president.

Curiously, Nicola Sturgeon's husband has just been arrested, but nobody on this side of the Atlantic is bleating about weaponization of the justice system or deep state conspiracies.

Yes it's clearly a deep state plot to block Scotland's brave and noble pursuit of independence

Watch out Jocks, if 'they' can do this to him - they can do it to you too

Quote: lofthouse @ 5th April 2023, 3:03 PM

Yes it's clearly a deep state plot to block Scotland's brave and noble pursuit of independence

Watch out Jocks, if 'they' can do this to him - they can do it to you too

They all seem to be crooked up there. Salmond, Sturgeon, all a bit fishy if you ask me.

Quote: Chappers @ 5th April 2023, 8:43 PM

They all seem to be crooked up there. Salmond, Sturgeon, all a bit fishy if you ask me.

Thrummp..........Tishhhhh - "I Thangyow"

Wee Nippy jacks it all in suddenly and not long after, her husband is arrested.
Strikes me that the accountants or maybe even the HMRC called round at the SNP offices to say there was some brass missing.
No wonder she was keen on independence - a fresh start to cover up grand fraud or misappropriation of funds as it will be called.

Hoots! The wee birdie has been found out.

Takes the heat off poor Trump for a while.

Another Kennedy set to run for the Whitehouse

Good luck pal!

Quote: lofthouse @ 4th April 2023, 6:22 PM

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA): "Trump is joining some of the most incredible people in history being arrested today. Nelson Mandela was arrested, served time in prison. Jesus! Jesus was arrested and murdered."

Stupid
F**king
Bitch

And Hitler. She forgot Hitler.

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