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Anyone betting on the Grand National? Page 12

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 16th April 2022, 4:26 PM

Why pick on me - why don't you tell him to stop too. Seems a bit slanted.

Oh well.

Hey, Herc, it's jolly Easter.

That time of year when we celebrate travelling on a donkey to our own public hangings.

So why don't you cheer yourself up by doing what I am doing.

ie Go to a church Eunuchist service.

Remind me not to re-open this thread next April...

Quote: Billy Bunter @ 17th April 2022, 11:45 AM

Remind me not to re-open this thread next April...

Yes - I am very happy to do this.

So here goes.

May I help you by reminding you not to re-open this thread next April.

If you need any more of my unique form of assistance, feel free to let me know.

Is it too early for tips on this year's race (15th)? I'm not sure they have the first line up yet (before inevitable drop outs) but I'd like to get a punt in early for once before the odds plummet. I've heard a few names mentioned Delta Work, Longhouse Poet, are these the big favourites already?

Ta in advance.

My money's on the Vegans.

Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ 2nd April 2023, 12:46 PM

Is it too early for tips on this year's race (15th)? I'm not sure they have the first line up yet (before inevitable drop outs) but I'd like to get a punt in early for once before the odds plummet. I've heard a few names mentioned Delta Work, Longhouse Poet, are these the big favourites already?

Ta in advance.

You wouldn't let it lie...

Quote: Billy Bunter @ 17th April 2022, 11:45 AM

Remind me not to re-open this thread next April...

Nevertheless, if you insist, on your head be it... Current odds from various bookmakers are per the link below. Above the name of each bookmaker is a box that says "non-runner no bet" (ie you get your money back if it doesn't run). Probably best to bet with one of these if you're betting early. Just in case. From the Thursday afternoon before the race (when the final runners are declared) you will automatically get your money back on a non-runner with all bookmakers.

Below the bookmakers' name is the each way terms they're currently offering (ie 5 places or 4 places; one-fifth the odds for a place or a quarter). You will probably get better each way terms (maybe down to 8th place or even more) on the day.

https://www.oddschecker.com/grand-national/winner

No! I'm totally against this "race".

Quote: Chappers @ 3rd April 2023, 7:41 PM

No! I'm totally against this "race".

100% behind you there, Dave - it's a bloody disgrace

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 3rd April 2023, 11:23 PM

100% behind you there, Dave - it's a bloody disgrace

A disg race!

You'll both be there with your banners willing to be trampled to death then? Good good.

The rest of us and the economy will enjoy a classic national event the horses have been bred and trained for.

Still haven't had any tips from anyone here but I've bunged 20 each way on Ten Algar 66-1 via skybet, I can't access the better odds sites.

Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ 4th April 2023, 4:56 PM

You'll both be there with your banners willing to be trampled to death then? Good good.

The rest of us and the economy will enjoy a classic national event the horses have been bred and trained for.

Still haven't had any tips from anyone here but I've bunged 20 each way on Ten Algar 66-1 via skybet, I can't access the better odds sites.

I've nothing against flat racing but some of those jumps are lethal.

Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ 4th April 2023, 4:56 PM

I've bunged 20 each way on Ten Algar 66-1 via skybet, I can't access the better odds sites.

No such horse I'm afraid. There's one called Escaria Ten if that helps?

Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ 4th April 2023, 4:56 PM

You'll both be there with your banners willing to be trampled to death then? Good good.

There's more than us two

Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ 4th April 2023, 4:56 PM

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Still haven't had any tips from anyone here but I've bunged 20 each way on Ten Algar 66-1 via skybet, I can't access the better odds sites.

Finger on the pulse, I see. đŸ˜†

Quote: Billy Bunter @ 4th April 2023, 6:41 PM

No such horse I'm afraid.

The betting for the race can be discussed on the Gambling thread,
this thread can stay as it is

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 5th April 2023, 2:11 AM

The betting for the race can be discussed on the Gambling thread,
this thread can stay as it is

Well said boss!

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