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My twitter got deleted/wiped.
That's duller than a very dull thing.

Elon Musk is deleting all far left accounts because, like us all - we are sick of listening to them.

*far-left*
😂
You are funny Stephen.
I only look far away from where you're standing.
As it happens, I have as many twitter-spats with the far-left as I do with the far-right.
I dislike extremists of all shades.

Elon Musk is one of those dudes who the richer he becomes, the more of a bell end he becomes

It's like with every dollar he makes, he loses a brain cell

It's good to be back!

Well, saw the surgeon post op this week and he is very pleased as I am, now seeing things and colours in a totally different light! Literally 😁 It's amazing what I was missing.............the stains and dust for starters.

Now, ironically, need reading glasses, which I didn't before as he has fitted a distance lens in my eye to replace that cataract affected one, and I have to wait six weeks (!) for the eye to settle down! He said I could get some cheap reading glasses for now, and have found a pair that I bought about 15 years ago that are fine. It went through a lot of trauma of course and the first two days were a nightmare as everything was TOO bright! Even on a dull day I had to wear sunglasses as the flare from lights and reflected light off car roofs was too much. ALSO, had like the old Space Invaders figures popping up in my vision in all sorts of colours - who needs and LSD trip!

The only thing that is not quite right, and he says it will settle down, is any vertical lines, on first sight, appear slightly wavy, but after a few seconds they straighten out.

Happy man

PS Have since bought some spare reading glasses (+2) from B&M at £1.99 a pair, so I'm good for the next month or so.

Good to hear herc.
I'm +2 with me readers too

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 25th February 2023, 9:07 AM

It's good to be back!

That was Gary Glitter wasn't it?

Anyway, glad everything went well.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 25th February 2023, 9:13 AM

Good to hear herc.
I'm +2 with me readers too

Thank you Stephen

Quote: Billy Bunter @ 25th February 2023, 9:32 AM

That was Gary Glitter wasn't it?

Anyway, glad everything went well.

I almost put that, but thought better of it, what with the woke brigade and a "certain person" on this forum who would then add paedo to my racism and homophobia, according to him. Rigsby? You might very well think that; I couldn't possibly comment

And thank you for your glad tiding of joy, Billy.

Hi four eyes

Glad everything went swimmingly 😎

Fantastic news, Herc!
In your honour, my favourite 2 Rons sketch...

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41phyz

Glad your eyes are better!
Could you please carry on calling lofthouse lifthorse, though. That was fun.

🥺

Quote: lofthouse @ 25th February 2023, 11:52 AM

🥺

It's good! Very Pegasus.

Quote: Lazzard @ 25th February 2023, 10:32 AM

Fantastic news, Herc!
In your honour, my favourite 2 Rons sketch...

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x41phyz

Thank you

😆 A classic and one of my favourites too. When he starts reading the furniture gets me every time. 🤣

Quote: zooo @ 25th February 2023, 11:46 AM

Glad your eyes are better!
Could you please carry on calling lofthouse lifthorse, though. That was fun.

Thank you zooo. I daren't tell you what my first rewording was....................

Quote: Hercules Grytpype Thynne @ 25th February 2023, 2:45 PM

Thank you

😆 When he starts reading the furniture gets me every time. 🤣

Best line in the sketch.

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