Godot Taxis
Sunday 5th February 2023 1:21pm [Edited]
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Manager of the Month: January
Manager of the month for January was won by Wilson Kepa and Pepé's Billy Bunter. Congratulations to him. Bunter was magnanimous in victory putting it down to good fortune rather than "swotting up on player's form", although using two of his chips may have helped a bit.
He was presented with the trophy by (Mrs.) Pearl Nicholas from the GreyFriars' tuck shop, who said; "Billy often spends his wad in my tuck shop. As soon as I get my bon-bons out he's got his hands on them and I know he's going to fill my purse. I had no idea he was good at fantasy football. I've told the headmaster who's reported him to the gambling commission."
Runner up John Pass of Shotgun Blues was characteristically unavailable for comment, but long time bridesmaid Alf Kipper stepped in with some cautious praise, saying: "I really thought my Fantasy Scout membership would have made the difference this month, but at least Steve didn't win."