British Comedy Guide

Furniture Store Quickie

Int. Furniture Store

A lion is looking at a chest of drawers. He strokes it, pulls the drawers out and looks satisfied. He turns to someone who is out of shot.

Lion: (CALLS) How ‘bout this?

A witch walks into shot. She shakes her head at the drawers.

Witch: It’s not really ‘us’.

ENDS

Funny.... very funny....

kjs

Very good!

Lovely. :)

Brilliant.

Genius.

Thanks all! I liked this one too!

Very good. Made me chuckle. Which I don't think I've ever done before. Which is disturbing.

Lovely sketch

That's a good one! I liked it! :)

That is quite brilliant. The only thing I would say is that with a witch and a lion people might think you're making some sort of Wizard of Oz reference, which I don't think you are. How about making one a robot or something.

There was a robot in Narnia?

Now I'm confused. Is this a Witch and the Wardrobe gag? Please tell me it is so I can take what I thought it was and make my own sketch out of it.

I wouldn't add anything, it's good enough most people will make the intellectual leap.

Quote: David Bussell @ March 24, 2008, 8:03 PM

Now I'm confused. Is this a Witch and the Wardrobe gag? Please tell me it is

That it be! THAT IT BE!

PM me your idea. I'd be interested to hear it.

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