Quote: Chappers @ 6th January 2023, 10:47 PMToo good to just leave on the Football thread.
Romeo Beckham has joined Brentford B on loan. He asked his dad what number he should have.
He said "Wear 4 out there Romeo."
Nope, it's no funnier on this thread either. ?
I liked it.
Same here nice wordplay whatever thread it's on
Right better try to think of/ recall a joke while I'm here
When Balls from Wimbledon go over into Wimbledon common, how many are recycled by the Wombles?
(underground overground ) One ball in three
When one door closes and another door opens.You are probably in prison.
I went into a record shop and asked if they had anything by the doors
they said no because that's a fire hazard
I went in to the balloon shop today and the assistant told me they were out of Helium
I said this isn't good enough, can I speak to someone Higher please
They said not if you don't have any Helium.
Oh well, if we are going for 'groan dad jokes.....
I'm trying to get a team together to play children's games but it's hard to find good hide-and-seek players.
I was in the bank yesterday and who should be in front of me in the queue but Gilbert O'Sullivan (one for the older members here!)
When I eventually got to the counter, I asked the bank clerk what he wanted. She told me, "a loan - again. Naturally."
That joke was wack (adoowackaday)
Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ 13th January 2023, 8:13 AMOh well, if we are going for 'groan dad jokes.....
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It was a bit Groany perhaps fair comment
I was just trying to write a new joke rather than recycling one of my old ones
As it's hard to remember what ones I might have already posted on here.
OK Instead of anything new as I can't think up any here is a joke of mine that's been stolen the most
How many Countdown contestants does it take to change a BULLBIGHT
Ok I've thought of a new one
Not funny but new
I invited a dozen of my mates over as they were all keen to watch one of the new colourised Hancock episodes on my big screen TV
I fancied seeing 12 angry men
So I put on some Bilko instead
The bullbight is good. No wonder it has been copied/stolen.
Took my dog out over the fields and he had a fox on the run - which was sweet.
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 17th January 2023, 12:47 AMIt was a bit Groany perhaps fair comment
I was just trying to write a new joke rather than recycling one of my old ones
As it's hard to remember what ones I might have already posted on here.OK Instead of anything new as I can't think up any here is a joke of mine that's been stolen the most
How many Countdown contestants does it take to change a BULLBIGHT
Shows I'm getting old. I didn't get that the first time and I had to re-read it. I used to be so eagle-eyed I'd proof read all of our company's publications.
Quote: Chappers @ 17th January 2023, 5:33 PMShows I'm getting old. I didn't get that the first time and I had to re-read it. I used to be so eagle-eyed I'd proof read all of our company's publications.
You didn't get it first time but then you had a bullbight moment.
Quote: Billy Bunter @ 17th January 2023, 7:04 PMYou didn't get it first time but then you had a bullbight moment.
Lol